Santana a Tiger?

Now before I begin, I think this has to be 110% bullshit, but thought I'd post it up to see if anyone could denounce it or not.  But I was reading about a trade for Brandon Inge and Nate Robertson, with the Tigers picking up a lot of Inge's contract in exchange for Johan Santana.  This made no sense, as I think right now we're trying to lose a lot of contract weight and well that'd do the opposite.  Plus trading your ace to a division rival is basically saying your not even gonna give the postseason a thought next year.

Had the Cabrera-Willis deal not just happened out of the blue, I wouldn't have posted this up, given the fact that it seems pretty impossible as it stands.  But it would be pretty nice.  Ian, possible you can check some of the sites you frequent for Tigers info to see if there is anything to back-up/deny this rumor?