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Buy Me Some Burgers and a Heart Attack... ?

Is ballpark food a quintessential part of the baseball experience?  Some might say no.  I mean, we go for the games, not the food, right?

But food can definitely add to your enjoyment, and the offerings at the concession stands can give the ballpark an identity and reflect its home city.  I certainly remember the barbecue I had at both Kauffman Stadium and Camden Yards, or the "Dixie Dog" (pimento cheese and chili) and "River Dog" (cole slaw and chili) I've eaten at Charleston River Dogs games.

This is actually one of my problems with Comerica Park.  Do they serve any food that's distinctly Detroit?  Is any of the food particularly memorable, in any regard? 

But I've gotten off track here.  The main point of this post was to point out the food offerings that will be available at West Michigan Whitecaps games this year, according to MLive.com.  The menu includes chicken sliders on pretzel buns, funnel cake fries, and chocolate-dipped frozen bananas.  But then, there's this monstrosity:

The Fifth Third burger, a monstrosity of five beef patties weighing five-thirds of a pound, dressed with sliced Spam, sausage gravy, fried eggs and a gigantic pickle, looked like a cartoonist's dish in a Dr. Seuss book.

Who was the comedian that said the most popular hamburger topping these days is more meat?  The name escapes my mind now, and Google isn't helping me.  But if this thing is sponsored by Fifth Third Bank, do you get a free checking account with a heart attack?  Maybe a defibrilator, if you open a savings account?  How about just a free cholesterol screening with purchase?

So is this enough to pull you out to Comstock Park this summer?  Catch some baseball with your monster burger?  Maybe the Whitecaps can expect a visit from Adam Richman for the Travel Channel's "Man vs. Food."

Here's a little bit more (with video) from MLive's "Going Gonzo" blog.

Best ballpark food you've had?  And what are we missing at the CoPa?

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If you can get a Coney...

…it’s not distinctly Detroit, but it is originally from Detroit.

Though I guess if you get it Detroit-style, and drink a Vernors with it….

In DD we trust; all others must bring data.

by cherub_daemon on Jan 30, 2009 12:09 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Decent Brews

My greater complaint than the “standard fare” food available at the Copa is the lack of any microbrews! The early years had Atwater available, but in the past few, we’re stuck with Leini (Miller product) or imports like Bass.
How about some Bell’s, Sierra Nevada, Atwater, Great Lakes, New Holland, Arcadia??? Most of the newer ballparks have at least one or two concessions around the stadium with a few locals pours…but the Copa, unfortunately, has nothing.

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by rings on Jan 30, 2009 3:45 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I would buy you a beer

… if I could, because this is such an excellent point.

How can the beer selection not be better, with all the microbrews available? And people would pay a premium for those brews.

We should all at least be drinking Ghetto Blaster at the CoPa!

by Ian Casselberry on Jan 30, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

this has nothing to do with ballpark food, but there’s a brewpub over here in Madison, WI, the Great Dane, that has a brat/burger combo…well, I’ll just copy the description from http://www.greatdanepub.com/menum.php so you can see it yourself…

Great Dane Brat and Bacon Pretzel Burger – $9.25
A one-third pound U.S.D.A. choice ground beef and a one-quarter pound bratwurst patty grilled with caramelized onions and topped with applewood smoked bacon, aged Cheddar cheese, lettuce and tomato. Served on a pretzel roll with a side of Peck’s pilsner mustard.

by ahtrap on Jan 30, 2009 4:19 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Food

Ian, are you thinking of Jim Gaffigan?:

We’re never satisfied when it comes to food. ‘You know what’d be good on this burger? A ham sandwich. Instead of a bun, let’s use two donuts. That way we can have it for breakfast. Look out McGriddle-here comes the donut-ham-hamburger!’
~ Jim Gaffigan

Anyway, I like the Jew dogs (aka Hebrew National). Tasty stuff. The first time I had them was at CoPa and now I buy them from Meijer all the time.

by explosivo2k2 on Jan 30, 2009 6:38 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Gaffigan sounds right

He’s a favorite of mine.

Love and Bacon!

by Ian Casselberry on Jan 30, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

West Siiiiiiiiiiiiiide in the House!

We bring our own food to the Whitecaps game, except on Family Days (Sundays), when the kids get a free kids meal and then the adults treat themselves to hot dogs, too. Sunday is also on the field autographs and they are having Tiger Fridays this summer, and a Magglio Bobblehead night……so as you can see…it’s not the food that gets us there….it’s the promotions!

I like the comment about how the Tigers should do a better job promoting MIchigan products. Local beer would be a good thing, however if a beer costs $8.00 now at Comerica Park, how much would a Bell’s cost? $12? You know they go with whatever vendor gives them the best deal.

Comerica Park has a Coney Island restaurant. That should count for something. The restaurant usually opens 30 minutes to an hour before the gates open. Now don’t tell anyone…..but on promotion days….like bobbleheads….while everyone is waiting in the long line outside the stadium….there’s an entrance into the stadium through the restaurant where they’ll take your tickets. Just walk right in. Now don’t tell anyone….this is our little secret.

by MSU4LIF on Jan 30, 2009 7:36 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

The Jake...

In Cleveland, they’ve got the best spicy stadium mustard for the dogs. Fat kid heaven.

As for Detroit food suggestions? Motor oil in the nachos? A faulty transmission on your Little Caesars pizza?

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by Rogo on Jan 30, 2009 8:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

What's missing?

Cheap food and drinks ie. $1.00 dogs, and some good barbecue and lots more promotions. Their gonna need ’em.

by densogirl on Jan 30, 2009 8:31 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

re: Ilich's day job

Has there ever been a really good Little Caesars crossover promo? Like free stuff at the games, or ticket discounts with box tops? I mean, the money goes to the same place, seems like something could be worked out.

In DD we trust; all others must bring data.

by cherub_daemon on Jan 30, 2009 8:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wrigley

Chicken philly from Wrigley is the best sandwich I have ever had at a game. Mushrooms and onions are grilled to perfection.

by emmekel on Jan 30, 2009 8:41 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Cooked in NO Style, I’m sure….

by Zappatista on Jan 30, 2009 11:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

hate eating at ballgames, need more hands for scorecards and cameras

The Fenway Frank: distinctive, not good food, but a testament to the fortitude of your stomach. Sometimes they are kind of green, sometimes they have tails. Condiments are necessary to provide a small buffer between them and your stomach.

I once had a pretzel at Comerica that would have made me question the existence of God if I wasn’t already atheist.

by Roar of the Tigers on Feb 3, 2009 2:33 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

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