Game 161 Overflow Thread #2
Doctor? The patient might have a pulse. (If Miguel Cabrera didn't just pull the plug with that double-play groundout.)
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almost at the end of the season, anyway
Not much baseball left. Even if it’s bad, still not much time before the offseason.
Stop kidding yourself, fool. The glass is half empty.
by Baroque on Oct 3, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Justin Verlander
you are the man. Do not disappoint, please.
by ChrisDTX on Oct 3, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
nice... Rodney in a nonsave situation
fantastic
by Boney on Oct 3, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I just had a horrible thought
we may have had our last Afterglow Thread of the year already. NO!!!!
by ChrisDTX on Oct 3, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
no way.
i can’t accept that.
by TigerFanInCleveland on Oct 3, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is so sad!
At least we hit the essentials – radioactive aardvarks, Jesus Zoidberg, the glowing tiger.
Stop kidding yourself, fool. The glass is half empty.
by Baroque on Oct 3, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
That is one thing I really love about the Tigers board, those crazy fucking pictures after wins.
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Oct 3, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
RUN AWAY!!!

http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com
by SabreRoseTiger on Oct 3, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Tigers have walked WAAAAAAAY too many in this game
http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com
by SabreRoseTiger on Oct 3, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I never thought
I would have to count on the Lions to salvage the weekend
Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider!
by rwum14 on Oct 3, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully we won't need it (or maybe we should hope for it)
but if we have to play a playoff game with Minny, would it be Monday or Tuesday and at what time?
by JV22 on Oct 3, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
mlb.com says tuesday @ 5pm
http://www.fromthecopa.blogspot.com
by rock n rye on Oct 3, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tuesday
4 Central
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Oct 3, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh damnit
Because when I think of Boris Diaw, I think of Beethoven and the age of Romanticism....
by shaqfor3 on Oct 3, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I am transcribing
Inquisition documents during ad breaks. That might cancel this out.
by Dale S on Oct 3, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good evening, everyone.
This sucks…a lot.
http://designaterobertson.blogspot.com
by Rogo on Oct 3, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
how can there be a playoff game?
Well, here’s how. The baseball gods somehow allow us to win tomorrow. Then, to further punish us for whatever horrible misdeed we’ve done to deserve this bullshit, they send us back to that hellhole in minneapolis to meet our demise.
by rook34 on Oct 3, 2009 9:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I really seriously can't believe this is happening
by ChrisDTX on Oct 3, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
unfortunately, I can
Stop kidding yourself, fool. The glass is half empty.
by Baroque on Oct 3, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not going to stop drinking until the Tigers win a game.
At this point, I’m likely going to die because that won’t be until next April.
by rcpratt on Oct 3, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cue the Benny Hill music...
http://designaterobertson.blogspot.com
by Rogo on Oct 3, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider!
by rwum14 on Oct 3, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
woa i did not think that would be that big
so sorry
Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider!
by rwum14 on Oct 3, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's okay
I did the same thing with a picture of Lawrence Welk earlier. Ian’s already scolded me for it.
http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com
by SabreRoseTiger on Oct 3, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is the third hit that Rios has just kinda dumped into right field
http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com
by SabreRoseTiger on Oct 3, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
at least his dumps are in the field
the tigers are all in their pants
http://www.fromthecopa.blogspot.com
by rock n rye on Oct 3, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Stop kidding yourself, fool. The glass is half empty.
by Baroque on Oct 3, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This would be so much easier to handle if there was just one person we could all blame.
by rcpratt on Oct 3, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm done...
There’s no way Twins are losing AND we’re winning tomorrow… This is for sure going to a playoff .
by ZWC11 on Oct 3, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's optimistic.
I’m expecting double sweeps and no playoff required.
by rcpratt on Oct 3, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Knew fernando couldnt resist giving that run back
Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider!
by rwum14 on Oct 3, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Un-fucking-believable
I refuse to accept that it’s over until tomorrow, but….
by VATigersFan on Oct 3, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
no
have to wait till tuesday for that…confident JV will get the job done tomrw..
by PBURGTIGER on Oct 3, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I've done a lot of research on this.
And I have found that no matter who is pitching, you generally don’t win many games when you score zero runs.
by rcpratt on Oct 3, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
which pitcher you start
doesnt matter when your offense is this pathetic
by PBURGTIGER on Oct 3, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
given the army of baserunners the sox have had..
Its a miracle the game isn’t 14-1.
by rook34 on Oct 3, 2009 10:02 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
lmao what the hell is this epic music for
they should be playing some funeral procession tunes or something
by rcpratt on Oct 3, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I like this music
What is it?
http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com
by SabreRoseTiger on Oct 3, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
both will end in the same fashion.
epic, exciting, stupid death.
by rcpratt on Oct 3, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Caution: Rally Irwin does not work against Rays
http://www.fromthecopa.blogspot.com
by rock n rye on Oct 3, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh dear god!
Too soon!!
"This ain't a football game, we do this every day." - Earl Weaver
by Daniel Louden on Oct 3, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he looks startled
As though he just realized he was holding an alligator and isn’t sure how that happened.
Stop kidding yourself, fool. The glass is half empty.
by Baroque on Oct 3, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ooh. A lefty.
Joy.
http://designaterobertson.blogspot.com
by Rogo on Oct 3, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wheres Grant Balfour when you need him
Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider!
by rwum14 on Oct 3, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone ask for Ryan Raburn?
http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com
by SabreRoseTiger on Oct 3, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
fucking Guillen… that’s our 5th place batter right there
strikes absolutely no fear in ANYONE
by Boney on Oct 3, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And that's why Thornton walked him?
http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com
by SabreRoseTiger on Oct 3, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you serious
Guillen watched 2 meatballs across the middle of the plate and took half assed swings to stay alive
by Boney on Oct 3, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your boy just struck out
http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com
by SabreRoseTiger on Oct 3, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's not my boy
but he’s a far better hitter than:
Inge
Laird
Guillen
by Boney on Oct 3, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I turned off the TV because I was so pissed... then turned it back on and found out we only gave up 1 run...
Really? Chicago is stranding a lot…
by ZWC11 on Oct 3, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
RIP
Detroit Tigers American League Central Lead
May 10, 2009 – October 3, 2009
“She was fun while she lasted”
by rcpratt on Oct 3, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
for fuck's sake
the season isn’t over yet. spare me
by allikazoo on Oct 3, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes but we lost the lead...
So technically he’s right.
by ZWC11 on Oct 3, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really
the White Sox had it tied up there for a second as well
by ChrisDTX on Oct 3, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
technically, they're still in first place
http://www.fromthecopa.blogspot.com
by rock n rye on Oct 3, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
But I see that on Tuesday.
Stop kidding yourself, fool. The glass is half empty.
by Baroque on Oct 3, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they were college kids, he's a rookie
It fits. And the Twins play the part of the Soviets.
Stop kidding yourself, fool. The glass is half empty.
by Baroque on Oct 3, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was...
Right down the middle
Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider!
by rwum14 on Oct 3, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
absolute bullshit
these are major league hitters just standing there watching balls go by
MAJOR
LEAGUE
HITTERS!
FASTBALLS
MEATBALLS
by Boney on Oct 3, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK! INGE!
WHAT DO YOU POSSIBLY THINK IS COMING!
by Boney on Oct 3, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
great... god damn Gerald Laird gonna bat for himself
wtf
I’d rather pinch hit Porcello for this clown
by Boney on Oct 3, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This is worse than Caddyshack 2
Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider!
by rwum14 on Oct 3, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
^^^^Winner
http://www.fromthecopa.blogspot.com
by rock n rye on Oct 3, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like throwing up myself.
Probably because I’m too sober to stand this.
by VATigersFan on Oct 3, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
THANKS FOR THE SHOT OF OPTIMISM, ROD
REALLY HELPS. REALLY
by rcpratt on Oct 3, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
She could probably bat better than the Tigers.
by rcpratt on Oct 3, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could see that on the side of a van in the 1960's
Stop kidding yourself, fool. The glass is half empty.
by Baroque on Oct 3, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah
good night, all. at least miami (fl) is up on OU.
by okie for michigan on Oct 3, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ball game.
g’nite. I will be in church all day tomorrow praying for this team.
by TigerFanInCleveland on Oct 3, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, every time we've had our backs to the wall, we've stepped up
We’ll have to do it one more time
http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com
by SabreRoseTiger on Oct 3, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well shit
I think I’m just going to go kick the dog….
by 42jeff on Oct 3, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't get ahead of yourself
Look what that did for us
by ryan_matthews28 on Oct 3, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope Ian makes a thread that we can all go in and curse at continuously
Until we are satisfied.
Should last until January or so.
by rcpratt on Oct 3, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
offseason profanity thread?
Stop kidding yourself, fool. The glass is half empty.
by Baroque on Oct 3, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goodnight, everyone.
Here’s hoping for better luck tomorrow – and on Tuesday.
Stop kidding yourself, fool. The glass is half empty.
by Baroque on Oct 3, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
See you tomorrow!
I’m walkin’ down that long, lonesome road, babe
Where I’m bound, I can’t tell
But goodbye’s too good a word, gal
So I’ll just say fare thee well
I ain’t sayin’ you treated me unkind
You could have done better but I don’t mind
You just kinda wasted my precious time
But don’t think twice, it’s all right
"Without deviation from the norm, 'progress' is not possible."
by Zappatista on Oct 3, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OK ball, let's make a deal - miss the fucking bat, allright?
by ChrisDTX on Oct 3, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider!
by rwum14 on Oct 3, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
worst ending ever by the way
Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider!
by rwum14 on Oct 3, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
file under "people unclear on the concept" :)
Stop kidding yourself, fool. The glass is half empty.
by Baroque on Oct 3, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well ...
I can’t think of a pitcher I would rather have going.
Unfortunately, I can think of numerous offenses I would rather have, too.
Stop kidding yourself, fool. The glass is half empty.
by Baroque on Oct 3, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure the White Sox can't think of a pitcher THEY'D rather have going than Danks
http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com
by SabreRoseTiger on Oct 3, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha, Mario calling the Tigers offense too good to be slumping
You’re a silly goose.
Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider!
by rwum14 on Oct 3, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
two options
1. The offense is good, but slumping.
2. The offense is bad.
Stop kidding yourself, fool. The glass is half empty.
by Baroque on Oct 3, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
as if the days events werent bad enough
I now have to watch people dance the hustle. Fuck.
by rook34 on Oct 3, 2009 10:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
I needed that. Heeeelarious.
"Without deviation from the norm, 'progress' is not possible."
by Zappatista on Oct 3, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you guys want
I can post some pix of JV I took in the recap/shame thread… to get ready for tomorrow
just trying to cheer us up :(
by allikazoo on Oct 3, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
is the game at 1 tomorrow
maybe i can sleep until then. and have no thoughts.
by rcpratt on Oct 3, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
always like your pictures
Stop kidding yourself, fool. The glass is half empty.
by Baroque on Oct 3, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and I always like Verlander :)
He has taken over top spot from Inge. But I’ve always had a soft spot for for pitchers above all other positions.
Stop kidding yourself, fool. The glass is half empty.
by Baroque on Oct 3, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
me too
but inge is still my tiger, til he retires.
by allikazoo on Oct 3, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will always like Inge, but he's just slightly in second
I still got carpal tunnel voting for him, though. :)
Stop kidding yourself, fool. The glass is half empty.
by Baroque on Oct 3, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe in a weird twist of fate
The Lions upset the Bears in a 42-0 rout, the Twins lose on lost ball in the Metrodome roof, and the Tigers bust out for a 20-4 win.
Eh who am I kidding
Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider!
by rwum14 on Oct 3, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think the Lions have a good chance against the Bears...
It’s not like they have been playing spectacular either…
In all honesty, I’d bet more money on the Lions winning than the Twins losing.
by ZWC11 on Oct 3, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd take the Lions not winning another game for five years if it meant the Tigers win the Central this year
I’d make that deal without question. Then again, I’m not a Lions fan.
http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com
by SabreRoseTiger on Oct 3, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would, too
But even if you were a Lions fan, it isn’t as though it would be that different from the recent seasons. :D
Stop kidding yourself, fool. The glass is half empty.
by Baroque on Oct 3, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poor Lions
On the other hand, if you have to lose horribly, you might as well make it an epic loss.
It’s sort of like when you go see a bad movie. If it’s just bad, you don’t enjoy it. But if the movie is so bad that it’s funny, then you enjoy it.
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Oct 3, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I would move away
so I could no longer follow Detroit sports closely if that were to happen
Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider!
by rwum14 on Oct 3, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it wouldn't be so wierd
if the Tigers won a game when Verlander pitched and the Twins, who have won less than 2/3rd’s of their home games, only win 2 of 3 against the Royals. The Tigers are clinching tomorrow …
by drew3434 on Oct 3, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miggy has a cut on his face?
http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com
by SabreRoseTiger on Oct 3, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
posted my pics in the recap. enjoy
don’t give up.
by allikazoo on Oct 3, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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