What Do Magglio Ordonez and Nick Punto Currently Have in Common?
From John Lowe in today's Freep:
"Magglio Ordoñez entered Tuesday's game hitting .295. But here's the strange thing: He didn't have an extra-base hit in his 12 games this season.
According to the Elias Sports Bureau, the only other big league regulars without an extra-base hit this season entering Tuesday were three AL infielders: Baltimore's Ty Wigginton, Minnesota's Nick Punto and the White Sox's Alexei Ramirez."
Maggs and Punto should never be in the same sentence. Ever. Fortunately, Lowe wrote his lede in such a way that he actually didn't put the two in the same paragraph, let alone sentence. Well done. That's why the man is a pro.
Perhaps we should leave the rest of the outrage to The Big Tilde. Surely, they will not let this stand.
UPDATE: Maggs and Punto no longer belong in the same sentence, because Punto hit a double earlier today. For those of you keeping score at home, that is Punto 1, Maggs 0. Okay, Maggs really needs to crank one tonight, extra-base style.
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I assure you, our rage is outward.
We are on record as predicting Tilde to finally go yard this series.
We are on record as predicting this for every game.
by Jerkwheat on Apr 22, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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