Magglio Ordonez Loses the Long Hair
by Ian Casselberry on Jun 24, 2009 6:10 PM EDT
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The old legend about Samson said he'd lose his strength if he cut off his hair. Magglio Ordonez, however, seems to have already lost his extra-base strength. So I guess he figured he might as well get a haircut.
Ladies and gentleman, courtesy of FOX Sports Detroit's Twitter account, the new, clean-cut Maggs:
Here's more from Jason Beck.
Given how hot it is today, if I was carrying around those kinds of locks, I'd shear 'em off too. But I salute Maggs on this one. This is what we men do in trying times, when a change is necessary to shake things up. Sometimes, we grow beards. If we're younger, maybe we grow mohawks or shave our heads. Magglio went for a cleaner, more mature look.
I just hope metro Detroit landfills don't fill up too fast with those long, curly Maggs wigs. That could cause a tangle.
UPDATE: Maggs's wife made the call on the haircut, according to MLive.com's Steve Kornacki. And here's a funny exchange from the clubhouse:
Ordonez caused quite a stir walking into the clubhouse, and a teammate shouted, "He looks like (Armando) Galarraga!"
Asked about that, Galarraga smiled and said, "They are trying to say he looks good."
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He looks years younger. I feel a homer in the house tonight
by VegasTigers on Jun 24, 2009 6:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
From the Freep:
"I’m going to put it on eBay and give the money to a charity for kids," Ordoñez said.
by StringTheory on Jun 24, 2009 6:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How exactly would one... contain the Magglio hair?
Do you put the clippings in a glass box? A jar?
Try to scatter them within a photo frame? Maybe sprinkle them around a #30 jersey?
by Ian Casselberry on Jun 24, 2009 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jason Schwartzman would say
hair doll
by Detroit4lyfe on Jun 24, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cool Ethan was the MAN!!!!!
I'm so ahead of my time, my parents haven't met yet
by YakAttack on Jun 24, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
While I appreciate the good intentions...
That just sounds creepy
http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com
by SabreRoseTiger on Jun 24, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For all the fans who said he should be cut ...
Señor Ordóñez is happy to oblige.
by Kmann on Jun 24, 2009 6:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, God...
Are we going to have to deal with puns such as these all night?
http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com
by SabreRoseTiger on Jun 24, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, I thought it was pretty good
It’ll be the only one from me tonight. If anyone tries to top mine, more power to ’em.
by Kmann on Jun 24, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll stick to the Bobby Seay puns
http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com
by SabreRoseTiger on Jun 24, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, we'll Seay to it that they continue
Sometimes though, one Seay’s the need for more puns, and I saw that need.
by Kmann on Jun 24, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wigs for cancer patients.....
some kid will be very fortunate to wear a Magglio wig.
by VegasTigers on Jun 24, 2009 6:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes! awesome
I said in my June 17 piece, it might be time to cut the “power” locks. I thought that was an old picture of him above. He DOES look younger. Hopefully he hits like his younger self, too.
GO MAGGS and GO TAGS!
by Detroit4lyfe on Jun 24, 2009 6:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He looks much more attractive professional
I'm so ahead of my time, my parents haven't met yet
by YakAttack on Jun 24, 2009 6:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it a current photo?
Det4Lyfe has me wondering now?
by VegasTigers on Jun 24, 2009 6:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It is
You can see Cabrera behind him
http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com
by SabreRoseTiger on Jun 24, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and he's talking to Chris Hanson from Dateline: To Catch A Predator
I'm so ahead of my time, my parents haven't met yet
by YakAttack on Jun 24, 2009 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea
just looks old haha. Crazy. Looks so much younger
by Detroit4lyfe on Jun 24, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
bummer... my shirt is no good anymore
by Ohio Tiger on Jun 24, 2009 6:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ew. Someone needs to take care of his mini rat tail.
Get the clippers back out!
by StringTheory on Jun 24, 2009 6:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OMFG !!!!!!!!!!!!! Even Jon is upset!!
Welcome to Detroit>>Where the weak are killed and eaten.
by Detroitchik on Jun 24, 2009 6:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
not to mention this poor girl
I'm so ahead of my time, my parents haven't met yet
by YakAttack on Jun 24, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
All kidding aside
He looks great. I love it. And I hope it works.
Welcome to Detroit>>Where the weak are killed and eaten.
by Detroitchik on Jun 24, 2009 6:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Happy now????
For the team…
Welcome to Detroit>>Where the weak are killed and eaten.
by Detroitchik on Jun 24, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Happy over your anguish?
I wouldn’t dare……..would I?
by Tagne13 on Jun 24, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
After today's game
I’ll trim it up for him myself every 6 weeks.
Welcome to Detroit>>Where the weak are killed and eaten.
by Detroitchik on Jun 25, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You like guys with long hair?
How uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu doin’? ;-)
Turning women into lesbians since 1991...
by JazzyBBP on Jun 24, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not all guys can pull it off
But Maggs could and did….
Welcome to Detroit>>Where the weak are killed and eaten.
by Detroitchik on Jun 25, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can pull it off. I look like a cross between the Geico caveman and Joe Dirt…
Turning women into lesbians since 1991...
by JazzyBBP on Jun 26, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Btw...
in that picture he resembles Manny from ‘Scarface’
by Tagne13 on Jun 24, 2009 7:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LMAO
Welcome to Detroit>>Where the weak are killed and eaten.
by Detroitchik on Jun 24, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG, I can't believe it!
"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti
by densogirl on Jun 24, 2009 7:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Desperate Times
Hair like that gets so troublesome during the heat but still… I’m going to miss that hairdo.
by 13194013 on Jun 24, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Running out of steam.
Mlb culture of drug use is just about coming to a end.Guys that can’t juice lose more then power at the plate.They lose mine over matter.= Money
by Robertdogsworld on Jun 25, 2009 11:09 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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