It Was An Honor Just to Be Invited, Brandon Inge
So... that happened for Brandon Inge.
The Detroit Tigers' representative in tonight's Home Run Derby suffered the indignity of being the one guy who didn't hit any home runs in the competition. He didn't really come close until his final pitch, a long drive to left field that landed just foul. But the game is called Home Run Derby, so you are expected to hit one.
Inge isn't the only player to go oh-fer in the event, if you were worried about that. As Detroit fans know, Jason Bay went homer-less in the 2005 Derby at Comerica Park. (Troy Glaus and Bret Boone are also mentioned in this post by Larry Stone that wins the evening's award for snarkiest headline.)
But Inge seemed to take it all in good fun. Surely, it was a bit embarrassing, but in the big picture, what does it really matter? The man still had a look of someone who was genuinely happy to be among baseball's elite on the Busch Stadium field.
Zero in the home run column, #1 in our hearts, buddy. (After all, your early exit meant we could turn off the Derby relatively early.) Stand tall. Like an All-Star. Always a Tiger.
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At least we know who's NOT taking steroids.
Brandon was happy to be there and we were all happy to see him. That’s all that matters.
Unless I would have won the HR Derby Challenge.
Disappointed?
Nah. I really didn’t expect too much from Inge in that venue. He got to live a childhood dream and that’s what made it special. On the other hand, Prince Fielder’s power was….well, there is no word for it. Awsome? Lordy, lordy, can he hit!
"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti
I am happy for Brandon
It really doesn’t matter to me how he did in the HR Derby. He plays excellent baseball where it counts, right here, in Detroit.
Welcome to Detroit>>Where the weak are killed and eaten.
Did anyone else catch Inge walking back to his teammates and assorted kids (one of whom was sitting on Edwin Jackson’s lap)? Justin Verlander pretty clearly informed him that he needed to pump some iron for next time after the 0-fer. Seeing that team camaraderie was awesome.
+10
Welcome to Detroit>>Where the weak are killed and eaten.
by Detroitchik on Jul 14, 2009 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
It feels good to say that I could have performed at least as good as Brandon did in the Derby.
Stick me in there next year, eh?
Yeah I watched maybe one other batter after he was done
Still would be nice to have those 45 minutes or so of my life back though.
did yuo have big plans for those 45 minutes?
I thought about creating world peace, but I had to put it off for awhile waiting for Inge. Now it’ll never happen.
by Kurt Mensching on Jul 14, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Gas pedal is on the right and the break pedal is on the left. Red – stop. Green – go.
Welcome to Detroit>>Where the weak are killed and eaten.
honestly i'd get confused trying to drive an automatic
i’d be hitting the break reaching for the clutch.
how do people drive those damn wacky cars?
by Kurt Mensching on Jul 15, 2009 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions

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