Game 79 Overflow Thread
The holiday weekend begins in the BYB GameThread, apparently!
Suddenly, this game has gotten far too interesting. Tigers and Twins tied in the seventh inning. (The Tigers had a 7-1 lead.)
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No it's the one with the dad watching his daughter get married
Then she’s there with him on his deathbead.
Real powerful stuff.
by B-Race Miles on Jul 3, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
It's no ones fault!
Except for Zach Miner. And Jim Leyland. And Magglio, too.
by explosivo2k2 on Jul 3, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Should I go out to dinner again and then come back?
That seemed to work earlier tonight.
by Ian Casselberry on Jul 3, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
well my rally ice cream didn't help
but it tasted good anyway
by Kurt Mensching on Jul 3, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Gomez and Span
Is it racist to call them Spic ‘n’ Span? If so, I apologize.
http://designaterobertson.blogspot.com
In times like these
Any racism towards the Twins is acceptable.
by B-Race Miles on Jul 3, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
who cares I will laugh anyway
HHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Welcome to Detroit>>Where the weak are killed and eaten.
possibly
but that also made me laugh. :)
Just got in and see the game is tied. Yikes.
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
you just sneaked in the back door, didn’t you
Welcome to Detroit>>Where the weak are killed and eaten.
Well, I had to skim through the comments to have some clue what had happened.
I did, and all I still get is a large bowl of WTF.
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
"Are our team learning?"
6 run lead is not enough!
by Kurt Mensching on Jul 3, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
can we start over from the second inning?
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its ok you were looking at Bush, misspellings are inevitable
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doesn't matter
He could throw a water balloon and Crede would hit a home run.
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
jesus tapdancing christ what did I miss
I just got home from dinner, last I checked it was 7-2! asodghghoisdh
needs more special characters
aso*&%dg
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I think those horrible red hats are bad luck.
They are evil and must be destroyed.
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
something like this

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
cursed red hats
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
I don't know. Verlander on one day's rest.
I’m not sure I’m kidding. We simply cannot lose this damn game.
sigh
trying to catch up, I switched to el cheapo internet only to realize I can’t watch mlb.tv in high quality
or do anything else
I switched it back but it’s not gonna go into effect til tomorrow
it could get us to a second overflow thread…
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How many outs in a row do we have?
11?12? I’m reverse jixing it right here!
(ok, so it seems this is just out of date now) (can i take credit for thinking it?)
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joel signed a ball for me in houston
i’m still mad at him though. he better not make things worse tonight
how about more "smallball" from country strong?
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I think a 6-0 lead counts as squandering on an epic scale.
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
If we don't score here
Expect Zumaya to give up one of his patented bases-loaded walks and watch Jumbo Joe shut em down 1-2-3 in the 9th
I have rally antacids.
They don’t seem to actually help create rallies but they do calm the stomach after all the squandering.
Another bad move, putting in Joel
Where is BOBBY SEAY???
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oh my god, it it October 3 already?
I’ve slept a long, long time
by Kurt Mensching on Jul 3, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Explanation for those of us watching on Gameday?
by David Tokarz on Jul 3, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
tag and I tried to respond to the nazi bug pic
and it threw the comments down the page instead of showing up under that particular post….byb apparently doesn’t like the nazi bug
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groin shot better
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
I am still too flustered to figure out what is happening
think I might have to just rewatch most of this later. bleh.
hey! I like GIDPs!
when the other team does it!
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Better score 5 runs here
what with Mauer, Morneau, Cuddyer and Crede due up in the bottom of teh 9th. Might need the cushion
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I know this is against baseball etiquette...
but when are we going to start either walking or hitting Crede?
two years ago?
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
We've made the guy millions and millions of dollars.
I don’t even think he’d care if we hit him in the head.
Enter Joe Nathan
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
Wow, Nathan against the bottom of the order?
Guess Gardy thinks one of the M & M boys are gonna end it with a big blast.
Do you blame him?
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
Even if the answer is yes,
he should keep going.
by StringTheory on Jul 3, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
was that pitch at G$’s head, the way game day made it look?
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Oh yeah it was heading toward his head
Didn’t look intentional
by explosivo2k2 on Jul 3, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Never understood runners diving into first
by Ian Casselberry on Jul 3, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions
especially not the catcher
he doesn’t need his hands for anything, right?
by Kurt Mensching on Jul 3, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
the only time that makes sense
is when the throw brings the 1st baseman off the bag towards the runner (say it’s high) and the runner wants to avoid the tag … clearly that was not the case for G$
by Motown'sFinest on Jul 3, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
This is where we might win it!
"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti
Polly want a cracker?
again, please!
"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti
Except today.
Come on- let’s start a trend!
by David Tokarz on Jul 3, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know if you can run on Nathan or not.
I don’t think we’ve ever had anyone on against him to use as reference.
Screw the split screen.
"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti
time to pour myself a large whiskey
I can drown my baseball worries/sorrows AND use my new coasters! 2 birds 1 stone etc
straight down the middle
"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti
Well if they win, they win
I’m not watching any more, not after what happened last time the Tigers went to extra innings in Minnesota. Criticize me all you want, I don’t give a shit.
I never criticize self-preservation
Do what you need to for the sake of survival.
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
i've resigned myself to a walk off bomb
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Honest to God.
It’s like watching a horror movie where you know the girl is going to walk right into the room where the killer is. You know the end, you hope it’s different this time for once, and the result is the same.
It’s just a matter of who hits the walkoff at this point.
We just do not win here. Ever.
what does Nathan make per year?
Anyone know off the top of their head?
should be eleventy-billion dollars for how good he is
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
Puke! I don't want to lose this game.
"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti
got one worse
2 outs, cuddyer walks, and then Crede hits one out
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Haha you guys have nightmares of Joe Crede don't you?
by B-Race Miles on Jul 3, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
somewhere there is a secret document
That documents how Crede bought the Tigers from Mike Illitch.
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
Think Carlos would have caught that!
"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti
might I recommend:
he has left a curse on right fielders… ?
by Kurt Mensching on Jul 3, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Plays like that are what really make this frustrating.
The two DPs, that play. We’re fighting but just can’t seem to get these bastards.
Got the M&M Boys
Now to see what he can do against C&C
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NOT ZUMAYA, PLEASE!!!
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
He's bringing in Zoom ZOOM???
skdl;ghyion reyotrnpyuref hgifoyha[toiyh oighf ;grtiogfgnf;
Welcome to Detroit>>Where the weak are killed and eaten.
Is there a rollercoaster?
"It's designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything is new again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops, and leaves you to face the fall alone". A. Bartlett Giamatti
Honestly, I feel great with Zumaya in now.
It’s when there’s already someone on base that I’m scared.
sorry – I saw a rollercoaster request
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
Seriously...
with his gopher ball issues and inability to field, this is the worst possible stadium for Joel.
I think the gun in baseball
is freakin ridiculous
Welcome to Detroit>>Where the weak are killed and eaten.
rally floozy?
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
Someone wanna find the stat on how often Miggy swings on the first pitch?
I’m fairly sure its more than half the time.
If we lose
it will be your fault… she was a huge FAIL the other day, man
Welcome to Detroit>>Where the weak are killed and eaten.
who are you. Costanza. It’s not a lie if you believe it, Jerry…..
Welcome to Detroit>>Where the weak are killed and eaten.
Jammed fingers are a bitch the next day.
And the next three.
by StringTheory on Jul 3, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I got one on grade school
Doing flips off the swings – landed in the gravel. I had to dictate my homework to my mom for a week because I couldn’t hold a pencil.
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
Who got hurt?
Stupid Gameday and it’s unclear injury delays…
by David Tokarz on Jul 3, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
high pop up
and twins almost collided in left field
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
I wouldn't mind if we played the next two games in the dirt
amongst the cranes and whatnot.
by StringTheory on Jul 3, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I do not support leadoff walks...
but we simply cannot pitch to Joe Crede here. Either walk him or drill him in the back.
The Metrodome
is the House of Horrors, I tell you.
Welcome to Detroit>>Where the weak are killed and eaten.
The obvious solution is more booze.
The sane solution might be to not watch this game but sanity is for wimps.
i was about to make fun of rod allen for saying
“joel should be able to get through this 10th inning without giving up a run”
but I guess I’ll just shut up
Little Ceaser's
is like the Paris Hilton of Pizza
Welcome to Detroit>>Where the weak are killed and eaten.
Hit it to Kubel.
He looks like a cave man and will probably be confused when he sees lights and could drop the ball.
broken heart
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
somewhere, Don Kelly is doing a happy dance
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tigers dugout?
unless he had to make a run for the bathroom or something
by Kurt Mensching on Jul 3, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
incentive to win this already
my battery is gonna die soon and I don’t want to get up and find the adapter
Rod just said the division will come down to the bullpens
Hello Chicago White Sox 2009 AL Central Champs
Does that cat throw strikes?
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
he'd have to be declawed
or risk getting in trouble for defacing the ball
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
OMFG
that’s SOOOOOOOOO FN funny hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaahahaha
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crap on a stick
C’mon, we need this game to go a couple more innings….Twinkie town’s almost made it to a hundred comments!
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If I was a small child
that would frighten the hell out of me.
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oh no
the juice is gonna drown the happy chicken!
by Kurt Mensching on Jul 3, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
why are all kids shows
made by people who got really, really high?
by Kurt Mensching on Jul 3, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
don't laugh
he might sit on you
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not healthy
No wonder so many football players keel over at about 45 or 50.
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
I was gonna say...
…. what bones grow there?
by David Tokarz on Jul 3, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
anyone else see that the red wings lost their worst player?
samuelsson left. finally, shots on goal will really be shots ON goal.
he's not the worst!
He’s just really inaccurate – and streaky – and sometimes he turns the puck over …
But I hope he does well with the other Swedes in Vancouver, the big goof.
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
Joel is permitted to keep the red hat
They should be destroyed for everyone else, though.
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
what a slacker
only 99.1 mph
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that's the way, 101 right down woodward, see if they can catch up
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Zoom does not get much help from the boys in blue.
Winning run on 1st. Stealing and/or bunting are a certainty.
if we get out of this inning...
….it’s gotta be close to an overflow point, right?
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great
As soon as I say that, he throws a wild pitch.
by David Tokarz on Jul 3, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly
Shoot… nothing to lose by walking both the M&M boys.
by David Tokarz on Jul 3, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
eep.
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
to get to Morneau?
pick your poison
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Morneau isn't much better,
but you can’t let Mauer beat you with a line drive here. Can’t pitch to him under any circumstance.
to get to crede?
who’d hit a walk off granny just to spite us?
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terror

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
didn't walk anybody until Mauer
and now he’s got the taste in his mouth, like an alcoholic falling off the wagon…
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Cuddyer is in front of Crede.
The thing that scares you here is that a Zoom wild pitch, or a bunt to Zoom, probably ends the game.
"or a bunt to Zoom"
Hurts so bad because it’s so true
by Ian Casselberry on Jul 3, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
oh my fucking sweet lord
WOW
"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams
Still debating
whether I should take the tranqs or put them away
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