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Game 81: Tigers at Twins

Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins, Jul 5, 2009 2:10 PM EDT


  Rick Porcello (8-5, 3.90) vs.   Nick Blackburn (6-4, 3.10), 2:10 p.m. EST

And so we've arrived at the halfway point of the 2009 season.  The Tigers will return to Detroit still in first place, which might be seen as a victory in itself among many in Tiger Town.  But can they also leave Minneapolis with a series win?

For the Twins, Nick Blackburn has lost his past two starts, giving up 21 hits in 14 innings.  Yet he somehow allowed only five earned runs in those two games, extending a streak in which he's given up three runs or fewer to eight games.  In his last start against the Tigers, however, Blackburn allowed several more runs than that.  At Comerica Park in early May, he was roughed up for six runs and nine hits in just 3.1 innings.  Blackburn has yet to lose at home this season, posting a 3-0 record and 2.61 ERA in six starts. 

In his last start, Rick Porcello pitched one of the worst games of his rookie season, giving up nine hits in just 4.1 innings versus Oakland.  That was the highest number of hits he's allowed since his debut in Toronto, in the second shortest of his 15 starts this season.  Porcello's best start of the year, however, came against these Minnesota Twins in that early May series at Detroit.  In seven innings, he held the Twins scoreless, allowing only four hits.  On the road this year, he's 5-3 with 3.72 ERA in eight starts.

Miguel Cabrera has a .444/.444/.889 batting line against Blackburn, with one homer and six RBIs in nine at-bats.  (The Tigers' next best hitter vs. Blackburn is in Toledo, with Clete Thomas batting .500/.500/1.083 with one homer and four RBIs.)  Both Brandon Inge and Marcus Thames are 0-for-7.

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Tennis, Indy Car, and Tigers...oh my....

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 1:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't get tennis because they can't count properly

But I was rooting for Andy Roddick because he is the underdog and then I got really nervous so now I can’t watch it.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed,

not a tennis fan at all, but they are great athletes (if you have ever tried to play, it is HARD!). Would love to see Roddick pull it out.

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's fun to play

unless it’s 90 degrees with 80% humidity

I did that once….not fun at all

by Tagne13 on Jul 5, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seems like this match will go on forever

Federer can’t break Roddicks serve!

by explosivo2k2 on Jul 5, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's why I can't watch!

I started off just kind of thinking it would be nice if Roddick could win, because Federer has a butt-load of trophies and Roddick gets so much crap from people, but not thinking he had a chance – and once it did look like he had a little bit of a chance I got nervous.

I don’t get the sport so I can’t look at it and think in my own head what someone needs to do to win, so it’s more stressful than if I understood it. Or considering my baseball and hockey-generated heart failures, maybe not.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Poor Andy. :(

At least he shouldn’t get crap from people after this match (game? tournament?).

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't even know the right terminology

But I don’t know why they count 0 – 15 – 30 – 40 either. Tennis is strange.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah the scoring is extremely strange

You have to win 6 games to win a set, and you have to win 3 sets to win the match (in men’s Tennis at least, women’s is only 2 sets)

Oh and to win a set, you also have to have won at least 2 more games than your opponent (i.e. you can’t win 6-5, you have to win 7-5 or 8-6, etc)

by explosivo2k2 on Jul 5, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is there crying allowed in Tennis?

because there is no crying in baseball

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't blame him

He’s got to be physically and emotionally spent.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I know he'll survive

But she has to wait until later to console him.

Right now he has to be disappointed as hell.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

IS THERE AN ERROR WITH YAHOO'S LINE UP????

Diamond Don Kelly clean up? OMR has LOST his mind!!!! What the ????

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 1:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah Jason Beck has the same lineup on Twitter

Hey, why not bat bINGE 4th if you’re giving Thames the day off?

by explosivo2k2 on Jul 5, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

With Leyand

It’s hard to say why he does what he does when he does it…

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

C. Granderson cf
R. Santiago 2b
M. Cabrera 1b
D. Kelly lf
B. Inge 3b
M. Ordonez dh
J. Anderson rf
G. Laird c
A. Everett ss

D. Span cf
B. Harris ss
J. Mauer c
J. Morneau 1b
J. Kubel dh
M. Cuddyer rf
J. Crede 3b
D. Young lf
N. Punto 2b

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indy Car > Tennis...ABC!

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 1:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I’d like to see Magglio a little lower in the line up until he really proves himself. That old GIDP is a scary thing.

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 1:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he should be batting behind Neo

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but if they were on base at the same time

Neo would probably pass him…

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

I only laugh because it’s true.

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He shoudl be batting behind someone who only hits doubles.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

took me a second

then i realized who Neo was and i laughed

by mrsunshine on Jul 5, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

13

so far this year…that’s 13 too many.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it doesn’t count in the GIDP category.

It’s a hard luck double play. He hit it hard but at the wrong place. I think Raburn would have been doubled up even if he’d frozen instantly, though

by MackAveKurt on Jul 5, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd go with

“BUNT, por favor!”

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(Because as we all know, other people can understand English just fine if you yell it loudly enough.)

//sarcasm

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the full roster is supposed to be posted later on today.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Am I the only one who thinks John Keating

is a wiener?

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 1:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

an awesome weiner :)

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I worked alongside him once

He seemed to have the “i’m with FSN, I’m more important than the local media” syndrome.

by MackAveKurt on Jul 5, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I could see that from him

One guy who I can’t seeing with that kind of attitude is Mickey Redmond. Also Mario Impemba seems like he would be pretty approachable.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mario is a nice guy.

he posed for a picture for me from his window at Comerica, but it freakin came out blurry and I had to delete it. I think I was shaky from all the excitement.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he's so great

why doesn’t FAUX sports take him to the National Level

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ya give him the Tier 3 game that is only seen in the Indianapolis market, with teams from 900 miles away...please.

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh!

If you ever work with him again, we should arrange to have a bunch of people ask for your autograph and talk about how much we love your stuff and pretend not to recognize him. See if we could get steam to come out of his ears. :D

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I participated in such a thing before

A classmate of mine in college was doing local broadcasting as an internship deal – he actually was very good at it – and was with a jerk who was so full of it his eyes were brown. And my friend really had (past tense) a lot of respect for him, and was asking him if he wouldn’t mind giving him any advice. Jackass brushed him off with “you either got it or don’t, kid – some things can’t be taught.” (Such as class, obviously.)

So I got together some friends and we MOBBED him after his spot and asked for autographs and such, including one girl who asked him to autograph her chest right above the neckline of her tank top (it was his fiancee, so it was okay), and then one of us (who may have been me) turned to Mr. Jackass and asked, all innocent-like, “are you his assistant for this assignment? That’s so sweet of you to help him! Isn’t he doing a wonderful job?”

I thought his head was going to explode. The best part of it was that my friend didn’t know we were going to do this – all he knew was that a few of his friends were going to show up for moral support. Total surprise. :)

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What?

I just have a very low jerk tolerance, I guess.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

pretentiousness

is just so fake…lol

Welcome to Detroit>>Where the weak are killed and eaten.

by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Midgets can be jerks too.

Don’t try to stifle their jerkocity.

Yes, I am that lame.

by 13194013 on Jul 5, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That

is a great story and I am certain it made your friend feel pretty good about himself too.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was initally embarassed a little, but all his coworkers thought it was awesome. He thought getting teased about having a harem for the next couple weeks was worth it.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I would be like"OMG, aren’t you Mack Avenue Kurt. Please, please, please can I have your autograph".

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well I left that career

and don’t really see myself getting back into it.

He was at the “Yooper dome” to do a feature on a Division 8 HS football team. I just needed to interview their coach and get the heck out of there, being on deadline and all, but it was like he had exclusive access.

It annoyed me.

by MackAveKurt on Jul 5, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In honor of Baroque, I will say it

Nick Punto

is evil and he must be destroyed.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Twinkies are evil and they must be destroyed.

For the good of all humanity!

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greinke, Halladay, Justin Verlander, Wakefield, Buehrle, Papelbon, Joe Nathan, Rivera, Fuentes, Bailey, Hernandez, Beckett, Edwin Jackson

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 1:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously?

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reserves: Adam Jones, Kevin Youkilis, Victor Martinez, Curtis Granderson!!!!!!….Torii Hunter…

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 1:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Justin Morneau, Jason Bartlett, Carl Crawford, Ben Zobrist, Michael Young, and Aaron Hill

no Binge :’(

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is

 crap… he deserves to be there.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

poopies

Well, he should probably rest his knee anyway. Since he never takes a day off.

But he deserves the spot. :(

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You would go to Walmart

instead of watch this exciting thread grow, well just… whatever.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've seen the walmart in houghton

he’ll be back fast. it’s like a postage stamp!

by MackAveKurt on Jul 5, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

'sup?

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oooohh

what’d you see? I saw Public Enemies yesterday.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how was it?

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

public enemies!

hehe. i thought it was great

by allikazoo on Jul 5, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did they represent Indianapolis?

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mostly just showed

the prison in Michigan city, in regard to Indiana. They seemed to gravitate toward Chicago.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I loved it too.

Johnny Depp was hot hot hot as John Dillinger

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Johnny Depp

is man pretty. And he’s got great style. Yum.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

me too.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sorry!!!

i promised him i’d go yesterday…didn’t know he’d do it now!

by mrsunshine on Jul 5, 2009 2:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We want a

surprise upon your return, please.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Drive fast!

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Inge deserved it...bummed about that.

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 2:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

RIP Zumaya & Dolsi

Your arms’ sacrifice will not be forgotten.

by 13194013 on Jul 5, 2009 2:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They're not dead!

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only resting!

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

109 comments before the game starts!

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 2:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

we are trying for at least 1 overflow

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope Young Rick will do well today.

last couple of outings he was kind of shaky.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He's so adorable

makes me miss being 21

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and

get him drunk… and make him wish he was 40. LMAO

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not until the offseason!

He is needed right now on the mound.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good riddance to the Metrodome.

May the ghostly remnants of Greg Gagne’s crappy hair haunt you in your new park.

by 13194013 on Jul 5, 2009 2:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe we need to bury a relic to make sure it is cursed, like a Northstars sweater or something.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Vikings jersey?

The Vikings know how to choke.

by 13194013 on Jul 5, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Both!

You can never have too many curses for an opponent.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For an old guy, he still moves pretty fast. Still, he’s not the brightest bulb around, so he’d be easy to catch.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

MAybe we could get

Biggy to do a Santeria curse or something. I am sure he wouldn’t mind. He probably hates the Twins too.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait I just saw donnie kelly

on cleanup? has this been discussed sorry

by allikazoo on Jul 5, 2009 2:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it has been mentioned

Discussion has consisted mostly of a bunch of ???? as opposed to real words.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our lineup

looks so odd today. Seems like a couple of guys are out of order.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

What’s with these different, gaudy caps every game?

by Tagne13 on Jul 5, 2009 2:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That free Arby's promotion is pretty neat.

All the M’s promote is heavy drinking and rampant sarcasm.

by 13194013 on Jul 5, 2009 2:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

goes well with Arby’s

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Roast beef + heavy drinking + sarcasm FTW.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Ramon!

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

where is the hotdog and peanuts guy

I haven’t eaten anything yet today

by allikazoo on Jul 5, 2009 2:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Has anyone ever sat up in 340-345?

peanutssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! cracker jackssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Binge!

Is one of the 5 finalists for the last spot. Other choices are Adam Lind, Ian Kinsler, Chone Figgins, Carlos Pena.

by ThaWalrus9 on Jul 5, 2009 2:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GO BRANDON!

How do we get him to win?

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

UUhmm MrPants

where is my surprise from Walmart? hhhmmmm?

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was mrsunshine?

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Must be

because I’m confused

by MrPants20 on Jul 5, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

thats right. I just want a surprise…

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lind

us having a good season

by MrPants20 on Jul 5, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone who knows these things needs to set up a robot voting deal to get Inge in.

Or kneecap the other four choices, whatever is easier.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe a quantity discount?

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rod just said

the Tigers were rude to Blackburn last time they faced him. Let’s hope they keep up the good work.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

And I don’t like it, one bit.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lulling him into a false sense of security

And when he least suspects it, WHAM!

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Almost all the Twins starters are clones of one another.

Generic anglo, control pitchers. They must have an illegal cloning farm in the bowels of the HHH Dome.

by 13194013 on Jul 5, 2009 2:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that's

why they have all of those hefty bags laying around, eh? Extra parts, maybe?

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

whoa.

did you all just hear the guy shriek like a banshee?

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 2:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ditto

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too

the Yankees look terrible with the pinstripes and those red hats.

by ThaWalrus9 on Jul 5, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BRANDON! That is NOT the way to make your case for the final all-star spot!

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

but it's okay

I’ll vote for you anyway.

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My voting finger is tired right now.

Need to take a break and then I’ll give him some more votes. :)

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Air Force?

Have the Twinks found a way to garner some $$$? Small market by patooky!

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 2:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Navy? Army?

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh mlb.tv is behind a bit I think

inge just barely struck out for me

by allikazoo on Jul 5, 2009 2:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Stinkin' Twins

Welcome to Detroit>>Where the weak are killed and eaten.

by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

gah. I hate Kubel. He’s one scary dude.

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate them all approximately equally

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A “two-seam sink piece?”

That’s new.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I only voted for Inge. F the NL

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

really

we should vote for the worst of the 5 NL guys. WTF is Cristian Guzman doing on that list?

by ThaWalrus9 on Jul 5, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

had to vote matt kemp

former southern californian

by allikazoo on Jul 5, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wasn’t on my radar, and then I hear someone say he’s got 23 bombs this year…he’s got my NL final vote, too

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by ahtrap on Jul 5, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, he is a bad, bad man.

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who made your other favorite club on the ballot?

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

*coin

And I picked the M’s.

by 13194013 on Jul 5, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nobody shoot me,

but mine is the Twins.

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BLAM!!

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(Kidding.) :)

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn’t list any teams – not required so I just fill out the blanks I need to.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

angels

sorry, they were the team I actually got to go see in my teen years living in OC

by allikazoo on Jul 5, 2009 2:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Los Angeles Angels of Anahiem

Worst named team in MLB today.

by 13194013 on Jul 5, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wasnt my choice

but yeah, worst evs

california angels 4 life

by allikazoo on Jul 5, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anaheim has lousy names. “Anaheim Ducks.” Marginally better than “Anaheim Mighty Ducks,” but both still stupid.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It did give us the Triple Deke

If only the name and the Emilio picture they use so I don’t entirely hate the Disney Ducks legacy.

by 13194013 on Jul 5, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is true

And they traded Pronger to Philly, so their douchenozzle-quotient is marginally lower now.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty sad

that I compared Laird’s stats to Magg’s stats just now.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

some things are better left unknown

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well on the bright side

Maggs does have slightly better numbers; for whatever it’s worth.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

Could Wilkin Ramirez give them worse than the empty batting average Maggs has been giving them?

by ThaWalrus9 on Jul 5, 2009 2:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Maggs has something

Ramirez doesn’t.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I prefer the spinach girl Meijer commerical

to the one where the kid breaks everything the mom owns, then she just buys new stuff

by explosivo2k2 on Jul 5, 2009 2:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Agreed. When he crashes her car is she just going to get a new one?

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beth Bernstein

Twins are gonna score 4 runs now :-(

by Tagne13 on Jul 5, 2009 2:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Image I least want:

Beth Bernstein twins

by MackAveKurt on Jul 5, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ooooh

I get the hotter one

Oh wait….

by Tagne13 on Jul 5, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think you might need some help, Tag. :)

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Delmon Young

has some impressive forearms

by Tagne13 on Jul 5, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

To beat you with…

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and young Porcello

has some impressive pitches.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everett with some UPs!

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by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 2:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DeNard Span

allowed me to name my fantasy baseball team “Kick Him in DeNards”

by ThaWalrus9 on Jul 5, 2009 2:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice name.

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope

so i can recover from friday night still

by Tagne13 on Jul 5, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Must be the fancy hats

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holiday in the desert....

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he needs to not suck today

so that we aren’t the only ones voting for his ass

by allikazoo on Jul 5, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't do it!

He has already earned it – one game doesn’t matter.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blackburn is not this good

http://www.motor-citysports.blogspot.com

by Scottwood on Jul 5, 2009 2:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I just installed an SMS nuke app on my phone

Just sent 100 voted for Inge….. now I will get 100 texts saying “You have voted for Brandon Inge”…. Hopefully this won’t take all day

by MrPants20 on Jul 5, 2009 2:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LMAO. I hope you have unlimited texting.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you'll still be hitting the "ok" prompt in the morning

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

almost five minutes later and they just all finished sending

by MrPants20 on Jul 5, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously?

Does everlasting love really need an ad campaign?

by ThaWalrus9 on Jul 5, 2009 2:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

or “the foundation for a better life?”

by Ohio Tiger on Jul 5, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Can someone get through to these idiots that there is a game to be played.

by BigDaddyJC on Jul 5, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They better not be voting for Inge.

That’s our job!

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT

Indy Car race is going to be 5 lap shootout at the Glen. Good stuff. Better than watching, what I just watched…..

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 3:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no

I did it like two weeks ago. lol

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope

I just added the ballot to my favorites so I can vote more for Inge later.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SON OF A BITCH

I hate Morneau

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good lord.

I hate those guys.

by rook34 on Jul 5, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate Morneau.

With the blazing hatred of one hundred thousand suns.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s only the FOURTH inning. Plenty of time; don’t despair.

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Rod is a way better analyst

than he was a ball player

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't know

He did make a grown man run

by MrPants20 on Jul 5, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But did he ever even land a punch?

I need to watch the video again.

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

video?

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Had not seen that. Wow was Rod a maniac.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LMAO

In Japan, I bet that is not an honorable thing to do. Rod should have bowed first.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahaha

3 RBI’s in his entire career. I would not even allowed that to be published.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Out by a mile.

Thank you for being slow.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GOOD DEFENSE

just now

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I take it there's no max times you can vote for Inge?

felt like I just voted 100X….still going….

by Tagne13 on Jul 5, 2009 3:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

also taking a break

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven't maxed out yet.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alas, I have no unlimited texting.

Need to do it over the internetwebs, all primitive like.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I stopped for a while because of the stupid validation thingy

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn it Rick.

Walk Cuddyer to pitch to Crede.

by rook34 on Jul 5, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dammit Rick

I going to be his new nickname if he keeps doing this.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG

he lost him.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mad as I am at Porcello....

if we can’t get more than one damn hit, it won’t matter anyway.

by rook34 on Jul 5, 2009 3:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Way to go.

Load the bases for a guy hitting over .500 against us.

by rook34 on Jul 5, 2009 3:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Would it be too much to ask for a visit to the mound for chrissakes?

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 3:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear Twins

Will you at least serve up the behinds of our guys on a platter?

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cue the circus muzak

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 3:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What a lovely game. Just fabulous.

Let’s hope the Twinkies are just as sucky at holding a 6-0 lead as the Tigers were.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GOOD LORD

did that inning get away from the kid or what?

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm giving it one more inning

and if things don’t improve, I have too much to do around the house

bleh.

by allikazoo on Jul 5, 2009 3:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

My thinking as well.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am so tired of us making these clowns look like the '27 Yankees.

They are the most infuriating team to play against in their ridiculous park. And for whatever reason, they are not only in our heads, they are now settling in and rearranging the furniture.

And they aren’t going anywhere, either.

by rook34 on Jul 5, 2009 3:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hate the Twinkies. Hate, hate, HATE!!!

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

also

where the F is my pizza

by allikazoo on Jul 5, 2009 3:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey

I paid the guy out front and took it home with me…

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jimmy brought NO game today. :(

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOW

we look like crap today

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't ordinarily criticize this team for its effort.

But this is pathetic, guys. I know you want to get home, but at least make it look good out there.

There has to be a better way to spend a Sunday. I am going to go look for it.

by rook34 on Jul 5, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Blackburn NOT = Cy Young

Not that you would know it from the way the Tigers are hitting missing today.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

+10

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only reverse-psychology negativity should be permitted when speaking of opposing pitchers.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Standard Template:

[opposing pitcher] has been super awesome this year! Hopefully he can keep it going and we don’t score 10 runs off of him!

by explosivo2k2 on Jul 5, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Recommended

With desperation. :)

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's nice that the team found some warm bodies

to put on the jersey before they boarded the plane and flew back to Detroit this morning, but couldn’t they have found anyone who knows how to play baseball?

by MackAveKurt on Jul 5, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I laugh

to keep from crying.

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ni in. But it’s too late, Jim. You missed the critical point.

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he seems to do that

a lot.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder what its like to be a diehard fan

of a team who does well most of the time?

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I remember that year

and 84. Both were awesome.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I missed that year :(

I want 2009 to be the best of my lifetime so far.

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

1984

Was a lot of fun.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My friend is a diehard Yankee fan

I remember one year he just decided to miss most of one of the WS games to do something else…. Sick

by MrPants20 on Jul 5, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would never do that

ever. If I have a ticket to any game, I am going. Whether we are winning or losing. Post-season especially.

Welcome to Detroit>>Where the weak are killed and eaten.

by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's like today

we suck so bad. But we are playing the Royals starting tomorrow and they suck worse than we do, but I have tickets for Tuesdays’ game, so I will be there. Rain or shine. :o)

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Home: 23-11 Road: 21-25

We are just a terrible road team. Things will look up next week. Probably.

by explosivo2k2 on Jul 5, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Red Wings

Playoffs are hellish, but the regular season can be dull – you look ahead for which teams could actually provide a challenge and watch those games, skipping a lot of the others.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't overlook the regular season

because as soon as the team goes all Pistons 08-09 on you, you’ll miss it.

by MackAveKurt on Jul 5, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I know

And I do watch most of them, just because I love the team so much – but it’s a lot harder when you play a two-week stretch of nothing but the Minnesota Trappist Wonks and Nashville and the Blues. So frustrating. :(

Although at least with a much better division next year it will make the games with Columbus and Nashville and even the Blues actually mean something, and Minnesota claims to be more offensive, so that will be better. Much tougher for the Wings, especially providing half the Swedish Olympic team, and it scares me a little, but if they can survive they will be in good shape for the playoffs. If they can survive.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As a Dolphins fan

Having a team being consistently good but never good enough to actually win a championship is one of the most frustrating things I have experienced. Then we started to suck and I missed the non-losing years.

by 13194013 on Jul 5, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Knapp in the dugout

chewing. Rolaids, maybe?

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ativan

here

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I may prefer the Haldol/Ativan cocktail.

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OOOOOHHHH

Haldol.. Wicked Wicked stuff.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alli,

how’s your pizza?

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm back!

i see the tigers missed me…

also, i have ten 12 packs of pepsi product for only $24 and deposit

by mrsunshine on Jul 5, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey

where is my surprise?

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

um...

i can give you some everclear? or some pretty rocks from kenya?

by mrsunshine on Jul 5, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ooh, pretty rocks.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i am a geologist

my favorite line ever. at the airport in nairobi, leaving kenya:
bag scanner: what do you have in here, rocks?
me: yes.

also, it’s the good everclear, 190 proof. i’m scared of it.

by mrsunshine on Jul 5, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oohhh

you could make fire with it.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh boy.

now i REALLY want to get in on that deal.

don’t be afraid; bottoms up.

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought about majoring in geology

Wanted to be a glaciologist, actually – how’s that for practical? But stuck with biology instead. Still love rocks, though.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, glaciers are being studied heavily

especially in greenland and antarctica due to them shrinking. lots of jobs still available in geology though, it’s one of the fields hiring even with the recession

by mrsunshine on Jul 5, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no qualifications

Have a decent job right now. And shrinking glaciers depress the heck out of me. :(

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

pretty rocks, please.

Welcome to Detroit>>Where the weak are killed and eaten.

by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how about some genuine obsidian?

it’s good stuff. nice and shiny and black. i took it from a national park that i wasn’t supposed to…

by mrsunshine on Jul 5, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is this a set up ?

because if it is I will have to refuse.

Welcome to Detroit>>Where the weak are killed and eaten.

by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

never!

the only thing i got in trouble for on my entire trip to africa was actually when i got back. minnesota’s airport stole my absynthe that i was promised would be legal in the states since i didn’t buy it there…NOT COOL

by mrsunshine on Jul 5, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oooohhhh

absynthe. wicked wicked stuff.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he needs to. Not a fan of Everett.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am with ncDee

he looks like Opie, for starters.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

During the Sixth Inning interview:

Agent Smith: Why, Mr. Anderson? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you’re fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for the fans? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as the twins. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. You must know it by now. You can’t win. It’s pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson? Why? Why do you persist?
Neo: Because I choose to.

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 3:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

haaaaahahahahhhhhhhhhhhahahaha. So fn funny.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BECAUSE THE TWINS ARE EVIL AND MUST BE DESTROYED!

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay....

You spent a bit of time on that, and it’s good….but how about your mental health today?

(of course I am joking, as I am right there with you!)

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ramon has came back to earth, so to speak...

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

losing my mind

i just grabbed my soda and went to sprinkle it on my pizza as though it were the crushed red pepper

by allikazoo on Jul 5, 2009 3:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Soggy pizza = gross

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

also, I ate half of the pizza

I blame it on emotional eating caused by this team :(

by allikazoo on Jul 5, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I ate a large bag of M&Ms yesterday because of the stress

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We should probably try to SCORE HERE.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is there a reason Verlander is in the penalty box?

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by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 3:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I saw that too.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because the officiating is crappy?

Whoops, wrong sport!

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He doesn’t want to be contaminated with the fail cooties.

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Diamond Don is not a clean up hitter!

I am not real sure he is a major league player, but I know he is not a clean up hitter….

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 3:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I concur

I am not sure what the Skip was thinking with that move today.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ron Gant....

He used to be my favorite player when I was 12….

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by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 3:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They should have sent that memo to the fans.

That knowledge would have made our lives easier.

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tigers are dreaming about golf during the all-star break

They think the lower score wins, and they’re doing grrrreat today!

by MackAveKurt on Jul 5, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tigers

are way way under par today

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rod and Mario have reverted to making up their own dialogue for random fans. Enough said.

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 3:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We have established the Twins are evil and must be destroyed

SO when do we get the plan underway?

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nick PUta

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

On that note,

I will take a break from voting for the Notorious I.N.G.E. Last validation code was 66686. I’ll wait a bit….

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Leyland doesn't want to manage this game.

He’s thinking of smokes and snack cakes.

by 13194013 on Jul 5, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well

he’s got a bunch of Twinkies in front of him, maybe he should get started.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When Rod is talking about fashion

its not looking good.

http://www.motor-citysports.blogspot.com

by Scottwood on Jul 5, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fu-te Ni is pitching well.

That’s a positive. It’s a negative that he wasn’t brought in when it was 3-0, but his pitching is a positive.

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tip of the cap to you

and wag of the finger to the Twinkies

by explosivo2k2 on Jul 5, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL. Who is Colbert a fan of? Indians, White Sox??

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Saginaw Spirit

OHL hockey.

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

handy on notice generator if you google it

I couldn’t think of anything better than a fire this quick

by allikazoo on Jul 5, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Twinkie experiments

Picture your least favorite Twinkie in any of these experiments!

http://www.twinkiesproject.com/

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Rapid Oxidation.

Let’s make it happen.

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the radiation exposure too

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everett is pedestrian today

Maybe even a slow adult pedestrian

by explosivo2k2 on Jul 5, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so the twins are generic anglos

and the tigers have a geriatric anglo, you say?

by MackAveKurt on Jul 5, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's putting it mildly

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everett seems to bobble the ball

quite often. IMO

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Everett, normally I like you. But today, FUCK YOU

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh great, miner warming up?

time to go clean out the fridge

by allikazoo on Jul 5, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm gonna go get a cupcake and some milk

it’s gotta be better than this

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can't bring in Miner yet

Standard Tiger Operating Procedure it to pull a pitcher after he should have been, so Miner should come in right after Ni gives up a grand slam.

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it = is

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+one million and five

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There’s a dirty joke there, but I’m not going to make it.

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, right ;)

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that wasn't a euphemism for anything

I really would rather clean out the fridge than watch him

by allikazoo on Jul 5, 2009 3:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Royals are beating the Sox 6-2 at least.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love how when people say vote early and often

they really mean it and it isn’t a joke

ok cleaning now for reals

by allikazoo on Jul 5, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Tigers have made me resort to ice cream.

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 4:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

get it!

I’m feeling better already.

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and me

to cupcakes

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

who let my fridge get so full of crap?

I’m not even opening these gladware containers. I would rather just buy new ones

by allikazoo on Jul 5, 2009 4:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I've done that myself

When you can’t even recognize what it is or remember when you put it in there, it’s much safer to toss the entire thing before he evolves intelligence.

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the hell is that thing?

It reminds me of the fluke guy from X-Files

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I watched it during my ice cream

When you are used to eating while doing a dissection, gross youtubes don’t bother you much.

That does look pretty gross.

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I say suffer

we are getting so used to it.

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Suffer

Maybe confining the pain to one thread is better.

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ya, this is what I would love to see happen to the Metro....

It’s the RCA dome in Indy, but it would be better if it was the Metro.

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 4:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I like that

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

gotta disagree with Rod here

I’d like nothing more to see Mauer leave for New York. He’d be great in a Mets jersey!

by MackAveKurt on Jul 5, 2009 4:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Now that's just cruel.

The Mets are dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed.

by 13194013 on Jul 5, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are San Jose Sharks level chokers. Although they are stepping it up and being lousy now instead of waiting until the end of the season this time.

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are above and beyond the Sharks.

The Sharks made the playoffs, the Mets meltdowns have been heroic and horrific. Of course I have Mets fans friends and they are shellshocked.

by 13194013 on Jul 5, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sharks are getting there, though.

This year they gagged in the first round instead of the second, and it’s easier to get into the playoffs in hockey than baseball.

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah but I expected them to lose against the Ducks.

I think it was more due to 90s Red Wings flash backs than anything else though. I still have nightmares about the SCF against the Devils.

by 13194013 on Jul 5, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he hadn't distracted you

You might have been able to kneecap Morneau. :)

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And give you a personal apology for the emotional pain he has inflicted on you?

He would have to grovel and be very apologetic, of course.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Flowers? Chocolates? Nice dinner with wine?

Would that work?

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's 3 pm and I'm still hung over

good party….wicked aftereffects….and now I have to go to work….more fun

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by ahtrap on Jul 5, 2009 4:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

what a trooper!

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

some lame-o called in a noise complaint on us….it was the frigging 4th of July…on a Saturday night….

Must have been the horribly off key, spontaneous 2 AM rendition of the star spangled banner, while we were singing I remember thinking/hoping there weren’t any veterans in ear shot, because it probably sounded Roseanne Barr bad…

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by ahtrap on Jul 5, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Imagine a world where the whole

Minnesota team is on the DL…

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 4:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Such a beautiful sight.

They should have sent a poet.

by 13194013 on Jul 5, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Granderson on the all star team?

Gotta say, I’m a little surprised…

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by ahtrap on Jul 5, 2009 4:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did BigMig get screwed for playing a stacked position?

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by ahtrap on Jul 5, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Between innings interview:

Joe Mauer: Mr. Anderson. Welcome back, we missed you.
[JMauer pauses and looks around at the multitude of clones he has created]
JMauer: Like what I’ve done with the place?
Neo: It ends tonight.
JMauer: I know it does, I’ve seen it. That’s why the rest of me is just going to enjoy the show because we already know that I’m the one that beats you.

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 4:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Like this?

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+10

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe, Justin?

The likeness is uncanny.

by 13194013 on Jul 5, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hil-arious

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know you love Neo, wepri

But he’s looking an awful lot like the Maggs in right today.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 4:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn, Jim looks so sad in the dugout.

I can’t hate him no matter how hard I try.

by 13194013 on Jul 5, 2009 4:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well...

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too. Stupid Pittsburgh and the golden boy.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm pretty productive when they suck

cleaned out fridge, vacuumed, now putting away and sorting laundry

by allikazoo on Jul 5, 2009 4:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not

I used to be, but now I kind of half-ignore the game and focus on chatting here.

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too!

game thread rulz

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

me too.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is our last chance to

avoid a shit-out..oh I mean shut -out. Yeah, that’s it.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 4:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the shit-out

is unavoidable.

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FREE BASERUNNER!

capitalize! capitalize!

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 4:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Diamond Don

Flexing his muscle!

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Squander! Squander!

Not what I hope, just what I expect.

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reaching on an error

We’ll take it.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 4:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

dapper don

no squandering the opportunity to avoid the shut out!

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by ahtrap on Jul 5, 2009 4:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Brandon's problem today

is he’s totally bummed by not being on the AS team

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 4:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Someone needs to tell him

That we are working on it on his behalf.

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe they did!

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

go Boy

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 4:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Inge is a Big Boi!

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 4:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YAY BINGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 4:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YAY

BRANDON INGE!!!!!!

by allikazoo on Jul 5, 2009 4:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 4:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tigers showing late life

http://www.motor-citysports.blogspot.com

by Scottwood on Jul 5, 2009 4:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay, when Binge first came up to bat i said to my famdamily, “If brandon hits a homerun, we win this game.”

That’s all, folks.

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 4:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Prophesy fail.

But at least the twinkies don’t get donuts.

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Making the case for the final vote!

ummm….you’re gonna have to excuse me if I stay away from the b-inge drinking today….

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by ahtrap on Jul 5, 2009 4:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Maggs on base???

I do not believe my eyes.

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 4:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s why Morneau is an allstar. unfortunately.

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 4:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Morneau is Army tough today....

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. "

by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 4:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

an army of one

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stupid Morneau.

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 4:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

couple weeks ago, Blackburn was shutting the brewers down...

up 3-0 and then the brewers got a couple in and Kendall hit a double to drive the third in, the ball gets by the catcher, Blackburn tries to gun Kendall at third and throws it into left field, ballgame brewers 4-3. Dare we hope for a repeat?

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by ahtrap on Jul 5, 2009 4:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

at Maggs on 3rd

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 4:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow. That should have been game over. Magglio is lucky.

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 4:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Magglio showing a little bit of nimbleness.

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 4:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Does Mags not remember how to SLIDE?

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by Zappatista on Jul 5, 2009 4:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

probably thought he was going to throw to 1st

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

one more, and the tying run to the plate

just saying

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by ahtrap on Jul 5, 2009 4:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i think what is lost here

is that that was a damn good bunt by G$

by mrsunshine on Jul 5, 2009 4:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

props to G$

thank you for pointing that out.

by wepri31 on Jul 5, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was indeed

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by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

everett....time to make up for that error!

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by ahtrap on Jul 5, 2009 4:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

or 3 today

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by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or not :(

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jul 5, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FAIL!

oh well, at least the Tigers are still in first place….wasn’t sure that was gonna be the case by tomorrow

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by ahtrap on Jul 5, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least it wasn't a shut out

Welcome to Detroit>>Where the weak are killed and eaten.

by Detroitchik on Jul 5, 2009 4:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs