Deputy D-Inge-l
Everyone has been focusing on Kevin Youkilis, Rick Porcello, and even Jim Leyland regarding the brawl. I admit, I've spent more than enough time on Kevin Youkilis and exactly how I feel about the guy and his mound charge. However, when I was re-watching the brawl on the NESN's network to hear their announcers' opinions, I noticed something that gave me a pretty good laugh: Brandon Inge during the whole ordeal.
His dirt 'stache and "I'm so serious right now" attitude while Leyland was talking to the umpires had me thinking of Deputy Dangle in Reno 911. Feast your eyes on some photos of Inge and then compare him to Deputy Dangle:
Here Inge is chomping his gum observing the situation while holding onto his belt... very police officer-y. "What seems to be the problem here?"
Inge hears the news and makes the call to the bullpen himself. Book him, Sarge; he's out.
As he adjusts his belt because his gun and other police officer amenities are probably pulling his pants down, Inge let's out a sheepish grin. "Meh, my work here is done."
All Inge needs are the aviators and short shorts, and I think he would look dead on to Deputy Dangle.
What do you think?
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+100000000 intarweb points
I’ve been reading BYB for almost 3 years now. This is easily my favorite post. Dangle Inge comparison is dead accurate.
Also… wtf is up with Inge’s dirt stache? Porcello could grow better facial hair.
Mustaches = Championship
Inge knows exactly what he’s doing. You ever think back on the last Tiger team to sport stache?
Bergman:

Sweet Lou:

Hojo:

Lance:

Chet:

Herndon:

Gibby:

Lowry:

Jones:

Morris:

Petry:

Wilcox:

Berenguer:

Rozema:

Willie:

And of course, the greatest stache of them all was the slick-fielding, fan favorite at the hot corner:

Staches = championships. This is a fact.
Right Rod?


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