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Monday Matinee Massacre: Rays 11, Tigers 7

As hard as he tried, Jarrod Washburn just couldn't rub the awfulness out of the baseballs he threw Monday afternoon.

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As hard as he tried, Jarrod Washburn just couldn't rub the awfulness out of the baseballs he threw Monday afternoon.

I don't know if there's a way to quantify this exactly, but if the Detroit Tigers make the playoffs this season, will they be the first team to do so despite its trade deadline acquisitions?

Jarrod Washburn has started badly in four of the five games he's pitched for the Tigers since coming over from the Seattle Mariners.  But today, he kind of redefined the idea of starting badly.  Tampa's first six batters reached base, and put six runs on the scoreboard before Washburn even recorded an out. 

Washburn was victimized by some bad luck during that stampede.  Consecutive doubles by Ben Zobrist and Pat Burrell were blooped over the infield, dropping into just the right spot where no Tigers defenders could reach them.  Those two hits drove in three runs.  But floating a fastball up and out over the plate for Carlos Pena to smash over the right-field fence was all on Washburn. 

Falling behind so badly, Jim Leyland really had no choice but to hang his starter out to dry.  Why waste the bullpen with no off-day this week?  Washburn finally limped off the field in the sixth inning, having given up eight runs on nine hits.  He also walked three batters and served up two homers. 

With mere hours before the waiver trade deadline, I wondered if it occurred to Dave Dombrowski to try and ask the Mariners for a refund?  Because so far, this transaction is most definitely not working out to the Tigers' satisfaction.

Whimper:

Detroit's other late-season acquisition isn't yielding much return, either.  Aubrey Huff did nothing to help his team overcome Washburn's meltdown, batting 0-for-4 (though he did reach base once, due to an error). 

And Ryan Perry spilled the bucket in mop-up duty.  When he goes bad, he tends to make it count.  In the seventh inning, four of the first six batters he faced reached base, resulting in another three runs.  Whatever slim chances the Tigers had at a comeback fizzled out after that.

Purr:

Carlos Guillen had a fantastic day at the plate, batting 4-for-5 with two home runs.  Whether it's because he's swinging with two hands or fresher legs from playing the outfield give him more drive in his swing, Guillen has become a pretty formidable left-handed power threat.  Unfortunately, it was completely lost amidst the Rays' onslaught today.

Comment of the Day:

I realize this was a practical question, but it seems like you could add so much more meaning to it.

can we call this a "get away game" if they aren't going anywhere?

by murrajo

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If only someone had seen The Jarrod Washburn Terribleness before it happened!

by Mike Rogers on Aug 31, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Armando’s entire 2008 motto seemed to be “There’s lies, damned lies, and my BAbip”. Too bad Washburn couldn’t stay a fluke all year like he did.

(And psst. Your Boxscore link has a code typo.)

by StringTheory on Aug 31, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too bad I'm highly skeptical of the BABIP stat

Armando’s struggles are attributable to either injury or something that got out of whack mechanically (Given what has happened over the past few days, I’ve a sneaking suspicion it’s the former). I’m not real strong when it comes to identifying pitches, but in his bad starts, his pitches don’t seem to move the same way they did last year. If they did, he’d be doing just fine. I am convinced of this.

And I don’t think anyone’s trying to argue that Washburn’s season was not a fluke. Now we just gotta figure out how to get back to “fluke” status until, say, mid-November.

http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 31, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To get back to his “fluke” status, we would need to switch ballparks and outfield defenses with the Mariners. Seattle’s park suppresses right handed hitters in the power alleys more than Detroit does. For a LH fly-ball pitcher, that’s not a good thing to leave that and the best outfield defense in the majors this year. I’m about to write a quick blurb on it in a second.

by Mike Rogers on Sep 1, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for the heads up on the typo.

by Mike Rogers on Sep 1, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sox wave the white flag?

MLBTR

ESPN’s Buster Olney reports that the White Sox have “distributed a memo to a number of teams in the league informing them that a number of Chicago veterans are available in trade.” Jim Thome, Jermaine Dye, and Scott Linebrink were among the players listed in memo.

by MackAveKurt on Aug 31, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yikes.

Who would be in the middle of their order next year? Rios, Beckham, and Konerko? Ouch.

by StringTheory on Aug 31, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If only we didn’t have Aubrey Huff … Jim Thome would look good in the DH spot.

But, that doesn’t surprise me. I was shocked they added payroll at the deadline with the Peavy/Rios moves since just earlier in the year Kenny Williams was talking about how they didn’t have payroll room and were projected to draw less fans than anticipated.

by Mike Rogers on Aug 31, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How much is left in Huff's deal?

Maybe Thome could be swapped for Aubrey and a roofie colada.

by 13194013 on Aug 31, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jason Beckk says

“Huff is owed about 2.13 million for the remainder of the year.”

Welcome to Detroit>>Where the weak are killed and eaten.

by Detroitchik on Aug 31, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hawk just referred to the Metrodome

as “this Godforsaken place” THat may be the only thing he’s ever said I agree with.

by NCDee on Aug 31, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not even bothering to watch

I generally will watch the broadcast of the team I want to win, but I can’t stand Hawk. Besides, I need to finish some papers. Therefore, I’ll keep track using the At-Bat app.

http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 31, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hawk would say that....sox are awful there...

Too bad todays result forces me to cheer for those bastards this evening.

by rook34 on Aug 31, 2009 8:14 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

Yeah,

“Cmon you bastards” is my mantra for the next few hours.

by NCDee on Aug 31, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

washburn

this trade is beginning to smell like the renteria trade that dombrowski put together. never thought i would say this but maybe robertson is a better option than washburn…..

by HavocRox on Aug 31, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Sox do have Floyd, Danks, and Buehrle in this series

If they’re gonna win two of three, they’ve got the three pitchers that give them the best chance to do it in this series.

http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 31, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I would guess they will split the first two..

and lose the third in the typical epic fashion the White Sox lose in at the Dome.

by rook34 on Aug 31, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If we ask really really nicely

can we have Frenchy back? PLEASE!?!?

by MrPants20 on Aug 31, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Are you sure?

French gave up seven earned runs in five innings against the Angels.

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by SabreRoseTiger on Sep 1, 2009 6:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

At this point

I’d rather have a not big league ready French and his potential than a WishyWashburn giving up a HR an inning… Maybe I’m I should be more patient, but I am so angry with his lack of performance to this point I don’t care to see him on the mound again this year….

by MrPants20 on Sep 1, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In case you weren't following this...

One “thing you’re not supposed to talk about with pitchers” just got broken up in the sixth, the other is still intact through six. Just so you know.

http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 31, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

End of three?

Wow. At-Bat must be really slow tonight. It’s still in the top of the third for me.

http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 31, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was wrong.

At-Bat is right. That’s what I get for crocheting and trying to follow a game at the same time.

by NCDee on Aug 31, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crocheting sounds like fun right now

Sure beats answering prompts like “Describe the types of technology and automation used at your internsip site, and how the affect the traditional role of the pharmacist” or “Reflect on the pharmacist’s activities that do not directly involve dispensing medications.”

http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 31, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oooh! Oooh! I can answer question 2!

“Helping teenage boys find the condom aisle”

by NCDee on Aug 31, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they probably already know that :)

Patient education, maybe? The importance of making sure that clients are aware of possible drug interactions?

"For myself I am an optimist - it does not seem to be much use being anything else." -- Winston S. Churchill

by Baroque on Aug 31, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes and maybe instructing diabetic patients on how to use their meters.

AND — “brown bag days” Have the patients bring in all the drugs they take in and see what’s expired and review whether they can tell you the right way to take the stuff their supposed to be on.

by NCDee on Aug 31, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do work at a retail pharmacy

However, the state board requires us to have a certain number of unpaid hours both at a retail pharmacy and at a hospital pharmacy, and I completed some of my hours at the hospital pharmacy over the summer, which is what my prompts are about. All I have is counseling patients in the outpatient pharmacy and consulting with doctors on heparin and vancomycin levels, but it’ll have to do (I would’ve been able to do a lot more had I done my hours at retail).

http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 31, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hee hee

The condom aisle where I work is right up against the pharmacy wall. There are also orthopedic items on the same shelf. I love it when teenage couples are browsing that shelf and pick up a knee brace and stare at it like they’re utterly fascinated by it.

http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 31, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm also crocheting right now. :)

Making small pumpkin baskets for trick-or-treating for my baby niece and her cousin (I think – it’s the baby daughter of my brother-in-law’s sister). Took a couple shots for me to get a shape I was happy with, but I think they’ll be pretty cute once I sew on the leaves and tendrils and handles. I haven’t decided yet if I should put a jack-o-lantern face on it, though.

"For myself I am an optimist - it does not seem to be much use being anything else." -- Winston S. Churchill

by Baroque on Aug 31, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everybody's getting socks for Christmas.

I’ve never done socks before but this is fun.

by NCDee on Aug 31, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My brother is getting a scarf, probably just for winter not just for Christmas, and I’m going to make safety barrels for my nephew to play with when he goofs around with his trucks, but what else I make will depend on which name I draw in our exchange.

"For myself I am an optimist - it does not seem to be much use being anything else." -- Winston S. Churchill

by Baroque on Aug 31, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, that's that

Andy Pettitte joins Josh Johnson as pitchers who will not throw a no-hitter tonight.

http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 31, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Crap

Joe Mauer HR

1-0 Minnesota

http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 31, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How can Mauer only have 26 bombs?

Doesn’t he have 20 or so against us?

by rook34 on Aug 31, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought that was Crede

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by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 31, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he can't spare much more mind loss

"For myself I am an optimist - it does not seem to be much use being anything else." -- Winston S. Churchill

by Baroque on Aug 31, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, well, could they save the meltdown for after they're done with the Twins?

It’s not like Minnesota’s had stellar pitching this year.

http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 31, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They will rebound tomorrow.

Or maybe tonight yet. They should be able to hit Blackburn.

by rook34 on Aug 31, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it's not like they're...well...us

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by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 31, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Washburn decision?

I disagree that Leyland “had” to leave his starter out there…we get fresh arms tomorrow with the roster expansion. He absolutely should’ve pulled Washburn nearly immediately, when it was readily apparent to this guy in attendance that JW didn’t have it or didn’t care.

Bad decision and it cost them much chance for a comeback.

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by rings on Aug 31, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Didn't care?

I haven’t gotten that impression.

by rook34 on Aug 31, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not like Perry was any better

And Washburn proceeded to retire nine in a row after that and didn’t allow another run until the fith (which was on that wacky ball that Grandy misplayed). During that span, it looked like he was gonna settle in, but it didn’t happen.

http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 31, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap

What happened to the Texas pitching staff? They blew two leads against Minnesota over the weekend, and now Derek Holland has given up ten earned runs in three innings to the Blue Jays. This is no way to win the Wild Card.

http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 31, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

5 innings, no runs.

Guillen and Williams have to be just about ready to explode.

by rook34 on Aug 31, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I knew their road trip wouldn't be easy.

But they’re in complete free-fall mode. It’s fun watching someone else experience it.

by StringTheory on Aug 31, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YAY!

I got those stupid papers done and uploaded.

http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 31, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I read that earlier.

I almost posted it and asked “Does Lynn Henning even like the Tigers a little bit?” It’s like he tries to intentionally be anti-Detroit for the sake of controversy.

by StringTheory on Aug 31, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lynn Henning is an asshole.

That is all.

If he were even paying attention to the Twins, he’d know that Crede’s back is so screwed they are talking retirement.

They may get us, sure. But his need to be snarking and openly despise the team he’s covering is unnecessary. Be impartial. Be objective. I don’t need another homer. But this is just being an ass for the sake of being an ass. He sucks.

by rook34 on Aug 31, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That topic line is a bit harsh. Let me rephrase.

Lynn Henning’s articles portray the characteristics of the above description.

That article made me angry and I went a bit over the top. Sorry, Ian.

by rook34 on Aug 31, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What are you doing, Ozzie Guillen?

With two down and Mauer on first in the bottom of the eighth, he removes Matt Thornton and puts in Bobby Jenks. Mauer promptly steals second (!), then Jenks gives up an RBI single to Cuddyer and is now in a lenghty at-bat with Brendan Harris. WTF?

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by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 31, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

As we discussed earlier...

he’s losing his mind.

The 05 Sox are disintegrating before our eyes. Jenks is the latest to implode.

by rook34 on Aug 31, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just because it'll drive Ozzie and Hawk that much crazier

Nathan’ll probably load the bases with none out and then strike out the side.

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by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 31, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So much for that

Still, he’s one-third of the way towards striking out the side.

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by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 31, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really good pitch, I take it?

I don’t have MLB.tv up right now, just At-Bat Gameday

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by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 31, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hawk surprisingly quiet.

The trip has beaten the obnoxiousness out of him.

by rook34 on Aug 31, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hawk gets all pissy and quiet when the Sox are losing.

So unprofessional; he’ll go an inning or two and not say anything.

by 13194013 on Sep 1, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3.5.

And the Sox are officially in a freefall.

by rook34 on Aug 31, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It'll be Jon Danks and Jeff Manship tomorrow...

…so they got a shot with Danks pitching (after all, he has the only win on their road trip so far). I don’t know anything about Manship, though.

http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 31, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Danks is hell on Mauer and Morneau.

But the Sox can’t score. At all.

They need Manship, whoever he is, to leave balls up in the zone and help them out.

They are totally deer-in headlights lost.

by rook34 on Aug 31, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, Manship does have an ERA of 5.14

But I don’t know how many innings that covers (and I’m too lazy to look it up right now)

http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 31, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Bud Selig or whoever it is that is in charge of making the schedules,

Please do not schedule a Fenway-New York-Minnesota road trip for the Tigers. Ever.

Signed,

Tigers fans worldwide

http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 31, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

alliteration, how fun!

at least san antonio won tonight. corpus had hotter players though.

by allikazoo on Aug 31, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Meanwhile, the Rangers aren't helping their Wild Card chase

They had made it a one-run game, but now it’s 13-10 Blue Jays. This is more like the Rangers of years past. I’d rather see them in the postseason than the Red Sox, I can tell you that much.

http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 31, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Poor Rangers.

Jason Grilli blew their hopes of a comeback in the ninth.

by StringTheory on Aug 31, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pedro Strop doesn't seem to have done any better...

Though at least he got the first two out.

Man, Grilli screws the Tigers even when he isn’t playing for them.

http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 31, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, it's time for me to go to bed

I’ll turn on the Dodgers game and fall asleep to the entertaining sound of Vin Scully’s play-by-play. He’s already been entertaining: “I’m sitting here talking about hairstyles” (after spending a great deal of time explaining that Ronnie Belliard used to wear his hair in braids).

http://tigersamateuranalysis.blogspot.com

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 31, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thome gone....

Traded to the dodgers. Guess rios moves to center full time. Dye to dh. Someone to right.

by rook34 on Sep 1, 2009 1:02 AM EDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

not just thome, but contreras as well.

i’m glad we dont’ have to deal with thome for a long time, unless we meet the dodgers in the world series or something (or interleague in future years).

I Like Pie

by mrsunshine on Sep 1, 2009 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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