Tigers give up highlight reel of homers to Phillies in defeat
A note to headline writers at MLB.com: Do not begin a headline "Justin Verlander hurt ..." unless you want to cause Tigers fans to hyperventilate by the third word. What's next? "Verlander injured by the longball"?
OK, on to the game.
Nevermind, I just looked at the box score. Can we skip that part of the recap and get straight to the comment of the night?
No?
Darn.
Well, Austin Jackson had a hit and stole a base. Manager Jim Leyland decided to greenlight his leadoff batter to see how his instincts are before the season begins. Jeff Larish had the Tigers' other two hits. Thus concludes the highlights.
The lowlights? Verlander and Phil Coke will be in a lot of Phillies' highlight reels as Phillies prospect Domonic Brown homered off both.
OK, now can we get to the comment of the night? Good.
Comment of the Night
Brandon Inge will make a good politician some day, because you either love him or you hate him. The haters win the day with 4 recs on this one by Scarlet P:
based on the way his knees buckled
he’s fully healthy
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What I want to know, what the Whole World wants to know . . .
. . . is whether ChrisDTX will run out of Coke jokes before the end of spring training.
Unless he gets rid of his addiction
I don’t know if Leyland will be able to live without Coke.
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by handsomerob1 on Mar 17, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I, for one,
am a bit tired of all the Coke jokes – and ashamed that I used one myself during today’s gamethread. But, I am giving myself an assist on ScarletP’s COTN, so it’s all good.
It'll get worse
Just wait until Bobby Seay’s healthy
by SabreRoseTiger on Mar 16, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Even when he's not healthy,
we seayze every opportunity.
In a long distance relationship with the Tigers--and, yes, we're doing fine.
I know for sure
…that I’ll be CokeSeaying a joke out of practically every situation I can.
by frisbeepilot on Mar 17, 2010 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't think they measure HR distance in spring training
Jason Beck retweeted this, though:
Off Verlander. RT @jaysonst: I think Domonic Brown’s first homer as a Phillie just hit a Prius on the lot of the Toyota dealer across Rt 19.
by SabreRoseTiger on Mar 16, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Going back to my Boesch comment in the Game Thread
Brown wins 50 bucks for hitting it over the highway
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by handsomerob1 on Mar 17, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Who pays for the damages?
President, Vice President and Secretary of the Casey Crosby Fanclub.
by David Tokarz on Mar 17, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Verlander to get tommy-john surgery, career over
If he keeps pitching like he did today.
Gotta love headlines.
HOLY %*$(
I just had a heart attack reading that.
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by handsomerob1 on Mar 17, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
"I like Coke," Leyland said.
Actual post-game quote.
by SweetLouDoubleU on Mar 16, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions
Hopefully Coke will not give up a homerun to the Pepsi Porch once he gets to Comerica Park
by SabreRoseTiger on Mar 16, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh!
A new direction with the Coke jokes. Classy.
by SweetLouDoubleU on Mar 16, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Totally off-topic
But we do not play a weekend series in Minnesota all year. I was hoping to go visit my friend in Minny and go to Target Field.
That is disappointing.
I was going to try and do the same thing.
by SweetLouDoubleU on Mar 16, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Target Field?
So before the game do the teams take Target Practice? When the Tigers win can we say (Seay if a certain RP was involved) they were right on Target?
"I have seen the future, and it is much like the present, only longer" - Dan Quisenberry
I'm surprised.
I’d think that with the rivalry between the two they would organize at least one weekend series for Detroit.
You could try a looong Labor Day weekend

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