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Game 107 Overflow, a.k.a. the Jacob Turner Special - Angels at Tigers

Thank you, Alex Avila (via BYB commenter rock n rye)

What happened so far:

  • Some scrub prospect named Jacob Turner got the start today. Dude’s a total bum.
  • In fact, Fox decided that 2/3 of the country didn’t even need to see this Turner guy pitch. (Note: anything else listed below is purely based on circumstantial evidence given to me by Dan Dickerson, ESPN and the voices speaking Spanish in my head).
  • Peter Bourjos is an evil human being. Or a very good centerfielder, take your pick. Today, those two are one and the same.
  • Dan Haren is currently throwing a perfect game.
  • Turner has allowed 4 stolen bases so far. Apparently he needs to work on holding runners.
  • Turner has thrown 62 pitches in just 3 innings so far. Vintage Verlander.

Star-divide

Topics from the previous thread:

  • Jacob Turner
  • Jacob Turner
  • Jacob Turner
  • The Fister-Furbush trade
  • How much Fox sucks
  • Babe, Shrek, and the effects of American cinema on the 21st century economy

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"Some guy told me I should walk with the Lord. I'd rather walk with the bases loaded" Ken Singleton

by NCDee on Jul 30, 2011 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

someone just likes showing off that he has the power to make them

plus he can’t actually watch the game, so it keeps him involved

Rooting for Tiger stripes, not pinstripes

by JerseyTigerFan on Jul 30, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

most definitely not

that would be a total waste of a Saturday afternoon

Rooting for Tiger stripes, not pinstripes

by JerseyTigerFan on Jul 30, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

341 comments, though, so

not totally unwarranted

Rooting for Tiger stripes, not pinstripes

by JerseyTigerFan on Jul 30, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus

it gets rid of Creeper Joe Mauer

"I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food" - Ron Swanson

by rock n rye on Jul 30, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Overflow already?

This has gotta be some kind of record.

by frisbeepilot on Jul 30, 2011 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Keep it going! ZOMG TURNER!!!!!

The time for reckoning has come, and we already have the answer

by Vreeland2 on Jul 30, 2011 5:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Fast overflow

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Special Turner Edition I'

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by MuleRules on Jul 30, 2011 5:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd bet*

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by MuleRules on Jul 30, 2011 5:01 PM EDT reply actions  

no TV for me :((

is Turner pitching out of the windup even with runners on? It’s a little silly with 4 SB so far.

by Mark in Chicago on Jul 30, 2011 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

he is, he's barely even noticing them. But he's got the stuff.

The time for reckoning has come, and we already have the answer

by Vreeland2 on Jul 30, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hoping for another kind of Avilabomb this inning

"I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food" - Ron Swanson

by rock n rye on Jul 30, 2011 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Haren has a PERFECT GAME, eh?

Rooting for Tiger stripes, not pinstripes

by JerseyTigerFan on Jul 30, 2011 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

NO HITS, REALLY?

The time for reckoning has come, and we already have the answer

by Vreeland2 on Jul 30, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO NOTHING

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by MuleRules on Jul 30, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

This guy cannot be jinxed

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

can he be wizarded?

The time for reckoning has come, and we already have the answer

by Vreeland2 on Jul 30, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently not

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Through 3...

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by MuleRules on Jul 30, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOO Jacob Turner WOOO!!!!

Missed the first three innings, how does he look?

by kjzk13 on Jul 30, 2011 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

eh, decent at best

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by tigers22 on Jul 30, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Verlander had a baby

maybe Turner would be it?

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by MuleRules on Jul 30, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, somebody had to say it

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

choosing to ignore the fact that a 20 year old kid isn't being rattled?

and has instead ignored the chaos behind him and worked through it?
I don’t like the steals, but you can’t disregard how impressive he’s been .

The time for reckoning has come, and we already have the answer

by Vreeland2 on Jul 30, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jeez, relax people

I’m only bitching about the fact that I can’t see the game because of Fox. I’m loving what Turner is doing right now.

by Rob Rogacki on Jul 30, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

This could be almost as fun as Ettinger v. Impemba

"Some guy told me I should walk with the Lord. I'd rather walk with the bases loaded" Ken Singleton

by NCDee on Jul 30, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

What started that argument?

Tigers Amateur Analysis

Doña of the fractured Venezuelan Mafia
Haunted by the ghosts of Tigers past
Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword

by SabreRoseTiger on Jul 30, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ettinger got butthurt

Mario posted Fister’s stats against the AL and Ettinger was offended about the small sample size apparently.

by Rob Rogacki on Jul 30, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Turner

62 pitches, 37 strikes: 60% strikes which is not terrible.

Could use some work on holding guys tho.

by Mark in Chicago on Jul 30, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather he focused on the strike zone

then have him launch a pickoff throw into the stands

"I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food" - Ron Swanson

by rock n rye on Jul 30, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

a simple step off the rubber

or even that hold the ball by his ear move that all Tiger pitchers seem to do would be beneficial. But it’s nice to see him throwing strikes.

just know that the Angels are going to run all day on him.

by Mark in Chicago on Jul 30, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Angels would be running no matter who is on the mound

Mike Scoscia is a butthole like that

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by rock n rye on Jul 30, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

need some hits. come on!

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by tigers22 on Jul 30, 2011 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

HAREN STILL

PERFECT!

Rooting for Tiger stripes, not pinstripes

by JerseyTigerFan on Jul 30, 2011 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Well...someone has to ask.

Who you think we’ll end up trading for Farnsworth this weekend?

by Rogo on Jul 30, 2011 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, that's uncalled for

New York is much closer than Vermont

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by rock n rye on Jul 30, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eww.

I hate Farns. DD’s the one enamored with him.

by Rogo on Jul 30, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

you ain't got to lie.

you know you’re into those tribal tattoos

by allikazoo on Jul 30, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey...

Where’s Casper? Haven’t seen him in a while.

/banned

by Rogo on Jul 30, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ewwww, those are some veiny arms

Tigers Amateur Analysis

Doña of the fractured Venezuelan Mafia
Haunted by the ghosts of Tigers past
Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword

by SabreRoseTiger on Jul 30, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

…sorry force of habit

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by rock n rye on Jul 30, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Drink, and Drink, and Drink, and Drink, and Drink, and Drink, and Fight!

by Brand New Hero on Jul 30, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm undecided

Thinking either Miggy or JV, though

Tigers Amateur Analysis

Doña of the fractured Venezuelan Mafia
Haunted by the ghosts of Tigers past
Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword

by SabreRoseTiger on Jul 30, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Egad, Farnswatch III has begun!

I don't care what the Chinese say, 2011 is the Year of the Tiger!

by Tigerdog1 on Jul 30, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do find it funny that we're trying to jinx Haren's perfect game and they played "Superstitious" as they went to commercial

Tigers Amateur Analysis

Doña of the fractured Venezuelan Mafia
Haunted by the ghosts of Tigers past
Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword

by SabreRoseTiger on Jul 30, 2011 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

There we go

Stockton’s jinx should work better than our jinxing.

by Trysdor on Jul 30, 2011 5:10 PM EDT reply actions  

First Tiger to give up 4 SB in his MLB debut

or has that been posted?

I don't care what the Chinese say, 2011 is the Year of the Tiger!

by Tigerdog1 on Jul 30, 2011 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Beck says:

first since Seth Gresinger in 1998

"I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food" - Ron Swanson

by rock n rye on Jul 30, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

correction

Turner is first, Gresinger allowed 3

"I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food" - Ron Swanson

by rock n rye on Jul 30, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

JaKKKKKob

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:13 PM EDT reply actions  

that's twice, Trumbo

Hahahahahaha

"Some guy told me I should walk with the Lord. I'd rather walk with the bases loaded" Ken Singleton

by NCDee on Jul 30, 2011 5:13 PM EDT reply actions  

K K K K K

I don't care what the Chinese say, 2011 is the Year of the Tiger!

by Tigerdog1 on Jul 30, 2011 5:13 PM EDT reply actions  

JaKKKKKob, great inning kiddo.

The time for reckoning has come, and we already have the answer

by Vreeland2 on Jul 30, 2011 5:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I think

he knows Trumbo’s number….and is trying to steal ROY votes

by FarAwayLionFan on Jul 30, 2011 5:14 PM EDT reply actions  

it's going to be hard for him to win ROY in Toledo

"I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food" - Ron Swanson

by rock n rye on Jul 30, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

We all have dreams...

Mine is that he stays in Detroit and Penny takes his….talent? to Cleveland…

by FarAwayLionFan on Jul 30, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

No hitter averted!!!!!

"Some guy told me I should walk with the Lord. I'd rather walk with the bases loaded" Ken Singleton

by NCDee on Jul 30, 2011 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

PERFECT GAME AVERTED!

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by MuleRules on Jul 30, 2011 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

a hit!!

yeaaaa Andy

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by tigers22 on Jul 30, 2011 5:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Perfect Game broken up

Dirka Dirka Dirka

"I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food" - Ron Swanson

by rock n rye on Jul 30, 2011 5:16 PM EDT reply actions  

So I guess Haren isn't going to the HOF today...

Take THAT no hitter!

Drink, and Drink, and Drink, and Drink, and Drink, and Drink, and Fight!

by Brand New Hero on Jul 30, 2011 5:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit

I wanted a perfect game…

by TartanElk on Jul 30, 2011 5:16 PM EDT reply actions  

damn Kendrik...

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by MuleRules on Jul 30, 2011 5:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn.

Hit ‘em where they ain’t, boyz.

"Some guy told me I should walk with the Lord. I'd rather walk with the bases loaded" Ken Singleton

by NCDee on Jul 30, 2011 5:17 PM EDT reply actions  

cmon guys

lets score this run

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by tigers22 on Jul 30, 2011 5:17 PM EDT reply actions  

there we go!!

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by tigers22 on Jul 30, 2011 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes!

Get Turner a winnnnnnn

by rcpratt on Jul 30, 2011 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay Magglio!

"Some guy told me I should walk with the Lord. I'd rather walk with the bases loaded" Ken Singleton

by NCDee on Jul 30, 2011 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

in play, run(s)

JT is smiling, just get through another inning or two, kid.

by Mark in Chicago on Jul 30, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shutout Averted!

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by MuleRules on Jul 30, 2011 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Shutout averted too

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by rock n rye on Jul 30, 2011 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

RBI Singglio

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by rock n rye on Jul 30, 2011 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

THAT'S why Mags was in there today...

Drink, and Drink, and Drink, and Drink, and Drink, and Drink, and Fight!

by Brand New Hero on Jul 30, 2011 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Maggs RBI single

Just because someone wanted him out of the lineup

by Rob Rogacki on Jul 30, 2011 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

well

"I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food" - Ron Swanson

by rock n rye on Jul 30, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

MAGGLIOOOOOO

I don't care what the Chinese say, 2011 is the Year of the Tiger!

by Tigerdog1 on Jul 30, 2011 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

whattttt

talk about lucky there Haren

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by tigers22 on Jul 30, 2011 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn you, Dan Haren

"Some guy told me I should walk with the Lord. I'd rather walk with the bases loaded" Ken Singleton

by NCDee on Jul 30, 2011 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Bad luck there

Tigers Amateur Analysis

Doña of the fractured Venezuelan Mafia
Haunted by the ghosts of Tigers past
Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword

by SabreRoseTiger on Jul 30, 2011 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

according to Jim that was 4 sharply hit balls that inning.

by Other Matt on Jul 30, 2011 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Haren shouldn't buy any lottery tickets this year...

His luck was used up right there.

Drink, and Drink, and Drink, and Drink, and Drink, and Drink, and Fight!

by Brand New Hero on Jul 30, 2011 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

You know what they say

He shouldn’t by one anyway since the lottery is a voluntary tax on stupidity, as the saying goes.

/mathnerd

by Other Matt on Jul 30, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually,

If you are looking for a fair game it depends on what the jackpot is.
/probabilitynerd

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by RealityIsOptionable on Jul 30, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone know

what Turner’s pitch count is supposed to be? 80? 85?

by Trysdor on Jul 30, 2011 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

shoot

what an addition he would be

by Mark in Chicago on Jul 30, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

for Chris Davis

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by rock n rye on Jul 30, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

isnt he just the 1B version of Mark Reynolds?

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by rock n rye on Jul 30, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much

and lefty version

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by tigers22 on Jul 30, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baltimore loves the 3 true outcome white guys

"I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food" - Ron Swanson

by rock n rye on Jul 30, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope JV gets a chance at that lineup

He might get 20 strikeouts

"I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food" - Ron Swanson

by rock n rye on Jul 30, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's Done

Uehara for Chris Davis and Tommy Hunter

by TartanElk on Jul 30, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, we can't match that

pretty solid move for the Orioles. oh well.

by Mark in Chicago on Jul 30, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Random anecdote from a game you probably can't see:

The home plate umpire in Rays/M’s throws bullets back to the mound and I don’t think either pitcher expects it so they’re always caught off guard.

by thepartybird on Jul 30, 2011 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Ooo, bad pitch

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:22 PM EDT reply actions  

The Fox guys on the Cubs-Cards broadcast

are making the case that Jiminez is going to the Yankees. It’s not a particularly well-founded argument, but that’s what they’re saying FWIW.

by Mark in Chicago on Jul 30, 2011 5:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm inclined to agree with them tho

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by tigers22 on Jul 30, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the other hand, it's better than him going to the Indians, which is what Buster Olney thinks

Tigers Amateur Analysis

Doña of the fractured Venezuelan Mafia
Haunted by the ghosts of Tigers past
Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword

by SabreRoseTiger on Jul 30, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

which would be a comically bad move for the Indians

they do not have the horses to win the division this year and they have some good young talent in their system.

by Mark in Chicago on Jul 30, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bourjos will be on the move here

please keep an eye on him JT

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by tigers22 on Jul 30, 2011 5:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Pickoff move!

He’s trying!

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

interviewing Turner's dad

Fox’s mic keeps cutting

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:23 PM EDT reply actions  

How did Fox get so bad at announcing?

"It's 4th and inches and the Giants are going for it. You gotta love sports!"

by BSells12 on Jul 30, 2011 5:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I suppose that's true

but when you do baseball as long as they have been, you’d expect them not to suck at some point.

"It's 4th and inches and the Giants are going for it. You gotta love sports!"

by BSells12 on Jul 30, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

they do have Gus Johnson

but he is football only

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by rock n rye on Jul 30, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

False

Gus was on CBS. Though he does work with the BTN, which is 51% owned by Fox I believe.

by Other Matt on Jul 30, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

False

Gus moved to Fox a few months ago.

by Rob Rogacki on Jul 30, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I stand corrected.

I thought he was headed to the NFL Network to do their Thursday games.

by Other Matt on Jul 30, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Botchy interview

Chris Rose interviewing Turner’s dad. Mic is cutting in and out, and a couple decides to return to their seats, right in front of them, just as they start the interview.

I don't care what the Chinese say, 2011 is the Year of the Tiger!

by Tigerdog1 on Jul 30, 2011 5:24 PM EDT reply actions  

SO CLOSE!

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:24 PM EDT reply actions  

nice interview with JT's dad

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by tigers22 on Jul 30, 2011 5:24 PM EDT reply actions  

andddd there goes Bourjos

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by tigers22 on Jul 30, 2011 5:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I think he was out when he overslid.

by SpartanBoiler on Jul 30, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice!

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:25 PM EDT reply actions  

well that was a terrible bunt

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by tigers22 on Jul 30, 2011 5:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder why Bourjos hasn't stolen third yet

Tigers Amateur Analysis

Doña of the fractured Venezuelan Mafia
Haunted by the ghosts of Tigers past
Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword

by SabreRoseTiger on Jul 30, 2011 5:27 PM EDT reply actions  

It was pretty close that time he stole second

Maybe he thinks JT is catching on

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dave Hogg:

Since 1919, only six pitchers have allowed 5+ SBs in their MLB debut. One is Jacob Turner. One was Roger Clemens.

by johnmoz on Jul 30, 2011 5:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Now that

is some great news. Stay off the ’roids, Jacob!

by Trysdor on Jul 30, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

And away from Mindy McCready

"I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food" - Ron Swanson

by rock n rye on Jul 30, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Over/under of federal criminal charges against Turner: 4

by SpartanBoiler on Jul 30, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

JaKKKKKKob! (Is that 6)

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

k #6!

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by tigers22 on Jul 30, 2011 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Siddown, Macier.

"Some guy told me I should walk with the Lord. I'd rather walk with the bases loaded" Ken Singleton

by NCDee on Jul 30, 2011 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

hehe

nice. one more out to go.

by Mark in Chicago on Jul 30, 2011 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn

There goes the win

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

sheeeeeeit

Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual

by BrianCMU. on Jul 30, 2011 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

damn...

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by tigers22 on Jul 30, 2011 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

ahhhhhh, poop

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by rock n rye on Jul 30, 2011 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Well shucks.

"Some guy told me I should walk with the Lord. I'd rather walk with the bases loaded" Ken Singleton

by NCDee on Jul 30, 2011 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Torri plays well against the Tigers

always have…

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by MuleRules on Jul 30, 2011 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

has*

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by MuleRules on Jul 30, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish I had a dollar...

For every time I’ve cursed Torii Hunter over the years.

by Rogo on Jul 30, 2011 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

You and me both

Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual

by BrianCMU. on Jul 30, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

That'd be like $38...

You’d be rich!

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by Brand New Hero on Jul 30, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

most likely

then it’s Below time

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by rock n rye on Jul 30, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bring me the head of Torii Hunter

Preferably mounted on the sharpened femur of Peter Bourjos

by johnmoz on Jul 30, 2011 5:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you, Andy

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by NCDee on Jul 30, 2011 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

almost Andy Derps

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by rock n rye on Jul 30, 2011 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice catch

Good start, JT. See ya next year!

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by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Won't they shut him down in September?

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by SabreRoseTiger on Jul 30, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably

might bring him up just to be around the guys though

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by tigers22 on Jul 30, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seems kinda pointless

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by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe a few bullpen innings here and there

But not much.

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by David Tokarz on Jul 30, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess if it helps...

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by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

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by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

innings

don’t need a Mark Prior situation on our hands here

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by tigers22 on Jul 30, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

whewww

long run for Andy on that one

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by tigers22 on Jul 30, 2011 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Dirks has some wheels

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by Brand New Hero on Jul 30, 2011 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright boys

Score some runs and get Turner the win!

by Trysdor on Jul 30, 2011 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

You ALWAYS ask that just as I sit down.

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by NCDee on Jul 30, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not I!

I’m off to go to a buddy’s place for beers and bbq’d burgers. Hooray! (But I gotta miss the rest of this game, so boooo. But beers! So yayyy!)

by frisbeepilot on Jul 30, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Randomly OT

For some reason, I get a kick out of when I’m taking a picture of someone tossing something up in the air and it looks like it’s floating. I just find it funny.

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by SabreRoseTiger on Jul 30, 2011 5:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Here is my theory...

If you want to get better at doing pushups, you do pushups. If you want to get faster, you run. If you want to get better against ML hitters, you face ML hitters….keep the kid here, he will develop. Just ask Mr. Verlander.

by FarAwayLionFan on Jul 30, 2011 5:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Innings is the issue

plus they are in a pennant race. Having him learn on the job down the stretch is different than having him learn in April and May.

by Mark in Chicago on Jul 30, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure

Justin made two spot starts in 2005 and then made the rotation in 2006

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by SabreRoseTiger on Jul 30, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

He might make the rotation next year

But the Tigers are watching his innings limit carefully.

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by David Tokarz on Jul 30, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm more expecting him to be in Toledo next year, at least at the beginning

I’m just trying to point out that JV didn’t stay in the bigs after his debut

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by SabreRoseTiger on Jul 30, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

But I wouldn’t be shocked to see him compete for a rotation spot.

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by David Tokarz on Jul 30, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

so if you want to learn how to swim, just jump in the lake?

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by RealityIsOptionable on Jul 30, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

that'll work

the survival instinct kicks in

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by JerseyTigerFan on Jul 30, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not exactly the same

Using your analogy, JT already has knowledge of swimming. He just needs to get better, work harder, and build his muscles.

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by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Disagree

He still needs to work on being more efficient. I’m fine with him coming here next year if he spends the rest of this season with AAA and looks good.

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by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

But sometimes

If you’re trying to do something complicated, like throw major-league quality pitches, it’s good to be able to focus on just one component of that incredibly difficult process at once in a lower-consequence environment.

For instance, if he’s working on a third or fourth pitch, or experimenting with an arm slot change, you don’t have him do that against the Angels. You do that against Syracuse.

by johnmoz on Jul 30, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would not pull Turner here

no reason to.

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by Tigerdog1 on Jul 30, 2011 5:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I can see that

But I’d definitely start warming up Below.

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by David Tokarz on Jul 30, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Makes sense to me.

Just don’t use the term “piggyback start”. Sounds like something from “Deliverance”

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by Tigerdog1 on Jul 30, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Long relief

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by David Tokarz on Jul 30, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've only heard that used once in the big leagues

Usually that’s a minor league thing

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by SabreRoseTiger on Jul 30, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh hell ya

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by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably short leash though

he breaks 100, I bet hes out

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by MuleRules on Jul 30, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bob Feller says

If you baby your pitchers’ arms, you wind up with a bunch of baby arms!

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by Tigerdog1 on Jul 30, 2011 5:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Make those Joba arms.

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by NCDee on Jul 30, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good for Bob Feller

What was the attrition rate for young arms in the 1950’s?

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by David Tokarz on Jul 30, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

No idea

do you?

Hundreds of pitchers have thrown 300+ innings in a season and been fine.
As long as stamina is built up, pitchers can throw much more than they’re limited to these days, IMO

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by Tigerdog1 on Jul 30, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

But that doesn’t mean you let a player that doesn’t have stamina built up throw a billion innings.

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by David Tokarz on Jul 30, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm certain they have JT on an innings count

even going back to spring training, including bullpen sessions, etc. In fact, an exact pitch count, probably, since innings counts are so inaccurate.

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by Tigerdog1 on Jul 30, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

"The Tigers' are in the race" - Dick Stockton

Thanks, Dick.

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by BSells12 on Jul 30, 2011 5:40 PM EDT reply actions  

that works on 2 levels

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by rock n rye on Jul 30, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Having him learn

is better than having Penny continue to suck….I totally agree he still had things to learn and I’m sure he will, but I personally believe that people perform their best when their back is against the wall and they feel the pressure. Why wait till next year, if they make it into another pennant race, are we still going to say it is too soon? Screw that, the kid has shown, in one game at least, he is ready. Let him run with it. Afterall, Ilitch is no spring chicken…

by FarAwayLionFan on Jul 30, 2011 5:41 PM EDT reply actions  

and little to no run support

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by MuleRules on Jul 30, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is just my opinion

that the kid can handle it, and there has been nothing EVER to show that Mr Penny can handle the pressure of a pennant race either. Afterall, they faced the same team this week, with virtually the same run support. Far different results. And yes, I understand it is just one game….

by FarAwayLionFan on Jul 30, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was pretty good for the Dodgers when they were in pennant races

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by rock n rye on Jul 30, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just don't recall

seeing them in a world series lately….I know he is average, and maybe I have the “go big or go home” feeling right now, but I think Turner is better than Penny.

by FarAwayLionFan on Jul 30, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently Coke is warming up

Good

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by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Prediction- Leyland won't let him last the inning

first lefty and Below or Coke are in there.

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by Tigerdog1 on Jul 30, 2011 5:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Or the guy who just ran onto the field

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by SabreRoseTiger on Jul 30, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coke is up, my guess, turner gets a 100 pitch leash?

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by Vreeland2 on Jul 30, 2011 5:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Asshole alert.

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by NCDee on Jul 30, 2011 5:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Stupid Fan

where do you think this is, Philly?

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by MuleRules on Jul 30, 2011 5:43 PM EDT reply actions  

in before 'don't taze me bro'

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by MuleRules on Jul 30, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

the walk gonna be it?

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by Vreeland2 on Jul 30, 2011 5:44 PM EDT reply actions  

No doubt

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by BSells12 on Jul 30, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kinda thought so too...

But I am a homer.

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by Brand New Hero on Jul 30, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm watching it on Gameday, and it looked pretty good.

If it missed, it was low and Gameday has trouble with the vertical strike zone though.

by thepartybird on Jul 30, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

It looked good live as well, but it's always hard to tell with that angle.

I thought it got the corner. Regardless, great debut for the future star.

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by Brand New Hero on Jul 30, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

no joke

couple pitches there on gameday that are clearly in the zone that were called balls

by Mark in Chicago on Jul 30, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep.

The time for reckoning has come, and we already have the answer

by Vreeland2 on Jul 30, 2011 5:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay Jacob!!!!!!!!!!!

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by NCDee on Jul 30, 2011 5:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice start kid

Standing O for Turner

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by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Good Effort Turner

well deserved round of applause

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by MuleRules on Jul 30, 2011 5:44 PM EDT reply actions  

nice outing JT

great ovation for him too

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by tigers22 on Jul 30, 2011 5:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Good job, Jacob

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by rock n rye on Jul 30, 2011 5:44 PM EDT reply actions  

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How do you like me know?

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by DetroitTigersGeek on Jul 30, 2011 5:45 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Haha.

Me too. Just saying in light of everyone saying “Let’s trade him!”

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by DetroitTigersGeek on Jul 30, 2011 5:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

That'll do kid

That’ll do.

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by David Tokarz on Jul 30, 2011 5:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Also, as a response to Mike

No, I wouldn’t do Porcello and Turner for Jimenez.

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by David Tokarz on Jul 30, 2011 5:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Very nice start for Jacob.

The kid showed poise beyond his years. Well done.

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by Tigerdog1 on Jul 30, 2011 5:47 PM EDT reply actions  

For those stuck with the Cubs

Was that interference on Holiday? I can see the argument either way.

by Other Matt on Jul 30, 2011 5:47 PM EDT reply actions  

i'll say no

he could touch second base from his slide.

by Mark in Chicago on Jul 30, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prediction

Somebody gets earhole’d over that.

by Other Matt on Jul 30, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

cmon Coke...

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by tigers22 on Jul 30, 2011 5:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks, Coke!

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by Tigerdog1 on Jul 30, 2011 5:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Drink Pepsi

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by MuleRules on Jul 30, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good job Coke....

Boesch robbed it from the fan…

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by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:47 PM EDT reply actions  

If that jerk of a fan intereferered with that ball

he should be hanged, drawn, and quartered

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by Tigerdog1 on Jul 30, 2011 5:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Verily!

The time for reckoning has come, and we already have the answer

by Vreeland2 on Jul 30, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasnt this a gamethread topic yesterday?

About who you wanted to kill?

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by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

hehe

i don’t know if that’s why he said it, but he pretty much verbatim I said he would say

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by rock n rye on Jul 30, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I missed yesterday's game

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by Tigerdog1 on Jul 30, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I loved his expression when Boesch slid in front of him.

Dude should know not to touch fair balls on that side of the fence.

by crc33 on Jul 30, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh for fuck's sake.

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by NCDee on Jul 30, 2011 5:49 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMNIT COKE...

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by MuleRules on Jul 30, 2011 5:49 PM EDT reply actions  

awesome.

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by tigers22 on Jul 30, 2011 5:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess you don't have to get out of the way of the ball.

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by BSells12 on Jul 30, 2011 5:49 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

Booing Coke already though

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by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Sooooo... Does Coke suck now?

This is like three bad outings in a row.

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by Brand New Hero on Jul 30, 2011 5:50 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF Coke?!?!?!

DFA Coke please, too. Our lefty relievers SUCK! Hard.

by (The)BallDontLie on Jul 30, 2011 5:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Unearned Run?

or will that be charged to Turner?

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by MuleRules on Jul 30, 2011 5:50 PM EDT reply actions  

scored on the HBP

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by MuleRules on Jul 30, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope, its earned

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by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coke

back to the rotation? o we tried that?

by nicolas08 on Jul 30, 2011 5:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Coke! WTF???

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by DetroitTigersGeek on Jul 30, 2011 5:50 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Can we please stop saying DFA Coke

Pretty please with a cherry on top?

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by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:51 PM EDT reply actions  

wow...

Why bring in a lefty when its all right handed bats?…

by BeardedPlayoffJesus19 on Jul 30, 2011 5:51 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

i love how coke points up on every singe fly ball

regardless of whether it may be staying in the park, is a routine fly ball, or is a streamer to the gap

by nicolas08 on Jul 30, 2011 5:52 PM EDT reply actions  

OH NO...

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by MuleRules on Jul 30, 2011 5:52 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF is going on

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by tigers22 on Jul 30, 2011 5:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck you Coke!

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by Tigerdog1 on Jul 30, 2011 5:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Great

Now he’s hitting our guys too

by metatron5369 on Jul 30, 2011 5:52 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

WTH?!

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by Brand New Hero on Jul 30, 2011 5:52 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual

by BrianCMU. on Jul 30, 2011 5:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay. Really?

REALLY?
THE FUCK???

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by DetroitTigersGeek on Jul 30, 2011 5:53 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

uh oh

Wtf happened?

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by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Coke Happened

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by MuleRules on Jul 30, 2011 5:54 PM EDT reply actions  

great

now Coke is getting squeezed. First pitch to Hunter was a strike.

by Mark in Chicago on Jul 30, 2011 5:54 PM EDT reply actions  

when you hit two batters

you don’t get the benefit of a wide zone

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by rock n rye on Jul 30, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kinda hate this team

Maybe I want them to win too badly. This shit ruins my day

by redwingxviii on Jul 30, 2011 5:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

At least he got hunter

Now for some runs… Maybe

by redwingxviii on Jul 30, 2011 5:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

So lucky.

Get the fuck out Coke.

by rcpratt on Jul 30, 2011 5:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Memo to Leyland:

When every freaking five year old in the stadium can see that your pitcher doesn’t have it, get him the hell outta there!

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by Tigerdog1 on Jul 30, 2011 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Below's a starting pitcher

It’s going to take him some time to warm up, and I don’t think anyone else was warm

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by SabreRoseTiger on Jul 30, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank God That last 2/3s is done

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by MuleRules on Jul 30, 2011 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Whew.

That almost blew the game open.

by crc33 on Jul 30, 2011 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Thankfully Ordonez didn't have to run more than 10 feet for that one. Whew.

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by Brand New Hero on Jul 30, 2011 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Finally end of inning

Coke should have to get on his knees and apologize to Turner…

….and me

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by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't care

He marred my good memories about this game and Turner with his bad pitching

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by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Finally.

Well…it coulda been a lot worse……..

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by DetroitTigersGeek on Jul 30, 2011 5:55 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Phew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But now we have to get two runs off of Haren. No easy task, obviously…

by (The)BallDontLie on Jul 30, 2011 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

And of course, almost no chance of BP

He’s only at 53 pitches

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Jul 30, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Turner is probably like

thanks man…really helped me out with that inning

No longer the Founder, President and CEO of the Ryan Raburn Fan Club

by tigers22 on Jul 30, 2011 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Concur.

Out comes the Scotch.

Drink, and Drink, and Drink, and Drink, and Drink, and Drink, and Fight!

by Brand New Hero on Jul 30, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

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