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Game 112 Overflow - Tigers at Royals

What happened so far:

Rick improved substantially in the 2nd half of both the 2009 and 2010 seasons, and I don't think it's any coincidence that he's pointing towards the same trend in 2011.

Star-divide

Topics from the previous thread:

  • Children's books and their plot twists
  • Meteors and volcanos
  • Pictures from the BYB meetup
  • The podcast and how awesome it is
  • Crappy beer

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great screen name

can’t wait for the Wings to start

by KGW on Aug 5, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

so looking forward to the hat-trick, 2nd round playoff bounce vs the Selachii

by hooroosh on Aug 5, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mario the jinxmaster

shut it

Back off man, I'm a scientist

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by Ryan Weiss on Aug 5, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

night, Rob :)

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." --Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)

by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I found a couple fun stats on ESPN today

The philles have more wins than the giants have home run and the least surprising one but funny is that Dunn has more K’s than hits.

by bmark6197 on Aug 5, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Its a vaild question

His bat speed was worrying people last year and it seems to have really gotten worse this year. I think he might be a .240 15-20 homer guy

by bmark6197 on Aug 5, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just looked it up.

He has never had more hits than Ks in a season.

This year, however, he almost has three times as many strikeouts.

by thepartybird on Aug 5, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

38 hits to 60 k's

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Aug 5, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow! dunns playing that badly?

i knew he was playing badly but not much worse than inge badly.

by baffled on Aug 5, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even the blind squirrel will find the nut eventually

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Aug 5, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially if that squirrel bats cleanup

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Aug 5, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

rally cleanup squirrel?

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." --Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)

by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now I have visions of a Photoshopped image of a squirrel with a mop

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Doña of the fractured Venezuelan Mafia
Haunted by the ghosts of Tigers past
Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 5, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

flicking his tail with annoyance

When someone wanders by and tosses junk on the floor instead of using the trash can. Then he chatters at them.

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." --Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)

by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just tried a Google image search for "squirrel with a mop" and got a bunch of pictures of paintbrushes

Tigers Amateur Analysis

Doña of the fractured Venezuelan Mafia
Haunted by the ghosts of Tigers past
Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 5, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes!!

theres so much right with this picture!

by baffled on Aug 5, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I guess we should try Jedi squirrels, then

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Doña of the fractured Venezuelan Mafia
Haunted by the ghosts of Tigers past
Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 5, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

they need no mops

Jedi squirrels clean the floor using the Force.

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." --Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)

by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

that gets a rec

OMG, squirrels with lightsabers!

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." --Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)

by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lmao

That’s a rec

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Aug 5, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Impressive. Most Impressive

Back off man, I'm a scientist

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by Ryan Weiss on Aug 5, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

squirrels are hilarious

They have so much personality, and almost all of it is contained in those big fluffy tails.

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." --Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)

by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm scared of squirrels

one got in my car once and would not leave! I couldn’t go in it for days.

Rooting for Tiger stripes, not pinstripes

by JerseyTigerFan on Aug 5, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

aww

Too bad you couldn’t scare it out with a borrowed puppy.

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." --Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)

by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea at my parents house

the people they bought it from used to feed the squirrels shelled peanuts. So one day when heard a bang on the doorwall. The squirrels learned to back on the glass with their hands and butt when they wanted peanuts

by bmark6197 on Aug 5, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

they also are really friendly at on the EMU campus

a poor guy was walking eating a donut and the squirrel stopped in front of him, tugged at his pant leg, freaked the guy out so he tossed a piece of donut on the ground and the squirrel at it and ran off

by bmark6197 on Aug 5, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

campus squirrels

Act like the own the place.

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." --Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)

by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

what color are squirrels in Detroit?

I was totally freaked first time I saw a black squirrel in New England

Rooting for Tiger stripes, not pinstripes

by JerseyTigerFan on Aug 5, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't know about Detroit

They’re brown in Toledo. The squirrels in Granville are gray and skinny (speaking of campus squirrels). The ones in Toronto are black

Tigers Amateur Analysis

Doña of the fractured Venezuelan Mafia
Haunted by the ghosts of Tigers past
Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 5, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ive only ever seen brown ones

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Aug 5, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

(In Detroit)

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Aug 5, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow. brown.

that’s news to me. I don’t recall seeing any the one time I was in Detroit

Rooting for Tiger stripes, not pinstripes

by JerseyTigerFan on Aug 5, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure

In my town when I was a kid, the only place you saw the black morph of the standard squirrel was by the woods near the hospital, but now they are all over. Genetic drift I guess.

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." --Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)

by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

In england, we had red squirrels.

they were incredible. Then the grey squirrels cam and wiped em out

by baffled on Aug 5, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I just know

I’m gonna have nightmares tonight about the rainbow coalition of squirrels. And the royal blue ones will be probably be the scariest!

Rooting for Tiger stripes, not pinstripes

by JerseyTigerFan on Aug 5, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd have to move!

pronto

Rooting for Tiger stripes, not pinstripes

by JerseyTigerFan on Aug 5, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aw damn, I missed meteors and volcanoes?

Those are some of my favorite disaster movies!

Tigers Amateur Analysis

Doña of the fractured Venezuelan Mafia
Haunted by the ghosts of Tigers past
Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 5, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Hetobeto is trying to warn me away from getting another shirt

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." --Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)

by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Buy it! Buy it!

Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably.

by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will buy it

That home run convinced me. Also I love a catcher who wears 13. And I need to get a Clayton Kershaw shirt anyway. #justification

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." --Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)

by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Were you a Vance Wilson fan too?

Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably.

by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lance Parrish

After the labor stoppage I didn’t watch baseball for many years. Just started paying attention again really in 2003 a bit.

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." --Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)

by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

The labor stoppage probably kept me from really getting into baseball for over ten years

I was starting to watch a little bit more (not real regularly, but I was starting to learn) in 1993-1994, and then the strike happened.

Tigers Amateur Analysis

Doña of the fractured Venezuelan Mafia
Haunted by the ghosts of Tigers past
Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 5, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too.

I was a bitter 11 year old. :( Didn’t get back into it until the McGwire/Sosa homerun race.

Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably.

by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got busy with stuff

In high school and college and afterwards. Easier to follow baseball with the internet around, because I have ready access to recaps and discussion and such.

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." --Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)

by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

The reason I was starting to watch more in '93-'94 was that I used to go to my grandparents' house after school

They didn’t have cable, so I would watch the Fox after school cartoons, but sometimes there would be a Tigers game instead, so I’d watch that. By the time the strike was over, I was allowed to stay home alone, and we had cable at home, so…

Tigers Amateur Analysis

Doña of the fractured Venezuelan Mafia
Haunted by the ghosts of Tigers past
Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 5, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah!

I had just posted a comment on Porcello. Story of the game thus far.

Buster Olney just posted a tweet about how the Yanks and Boston would rather face the Tigers than TEX or ANA. Careful what they wish for. If we get Rick and Max on track, the Tigers are their worst nightmare!

I don't care what the Chinese say, 2011 is the Year of the Tiger!

by Tigerdog1 on Aug 5, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

heh

Rick, Max, and now VERLANDER. #evilchuckle

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." --Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)

by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean the Tigers that just took 4 of 7 from those two?

Back off man, I'm a scientist

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by Ryan Weiss on Aug 5, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep. And we'll take 4 of 7 from them again!

I don't care what the Chinese say, 2011 is the Year of the Tiger!

by Tigerdog1 on Aug 5, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't mind the Rangers

besides Ogando we’ve handled their pitching pretty handily

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by Ryan Weiss on Aug 5, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny, when I polled my friends who are Yankees fans in '09, they preferred Minnesota because our pitching scared them.

In fact, most of the Yankees fans I follow on Twitter prefer Minnesota/Texas/Anaheim to Detroit.

Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably.

by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

There were lots of comments about that

I don't care what the Chinese say, 2011 is the Year of the Tiger!

by Tigerdog1 on Aug 5, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have friends that are Yankees fans?

Traitor!!!

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Aug 5, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only follow the smart ones!

Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably.

by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

So...2? Maybe three? :P

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Aug 5, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

More like ... four. ;)

Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably.

by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here

My mentor is a Yankees fan and he says the Tigers play the Yankees tough. I know he doesn’t want to see Verlander anytime soon

Tigers Amateur Analysis

Doña of the fractured Venezuelan Mafia
Haunted by the ghosts of Tigers past
Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 5, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's exactly what one of my Yankees tweeps said. Verlander + Cabrera in a short series scared her.

Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably.

by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just dry heaved at the mere thought of JV in pinstripes.

Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably.

by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe this helps: Cano @ 2B, Gardner patrolling LF

Gary Sanchez in the Tigers system to take over for Avila when he transitions to DH full-time.

Oh, and Dellin Betances or Manny Banuelos thrown in by Cashman to make it all happen.

4 for 1.

by hooroosh on Aug 5, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want Jesus Montero if we have to trade Verlander.

:p

Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably.

by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus is MLB ready now,

and doesn’t project to be as good defensively at catcher as Sanchez.

that said, the scouts have been impressed with Montero’s efforts to improve his backstop skills.

by hooroosh on Aug 5, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOPE

Still want to vomit. I want Justin’s other no-hitters to be with a D on his chest.

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." --Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)

by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

If that ever happens

I need someone to shoot me.

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Aug 5, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

And me.

Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably.

by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

We could probably get a quantity discount on bullets.

"Some guy told me I should walk with the Lord. I'd rather walk with the bases loaded" Ken Singleton

by NCDee on Aug 5, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't want to see Maggs anywhere else

Tigers Amateur Analysis

Doña of the fractured Venezuelan Mafia
Haunted by the ghosts of Tigers past
Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 5, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Peralta

Even though that would never happen cuz of a man named Jeter

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Aug 5, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Verlander, Cabrera, Scherzer, and Avila for me.

Although I said the same thing about Granderson and I got over it…

Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably.

by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boesch

But he’s one of my faves. Porcello too.

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." --Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)

by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just thought of the movie The Mist

Where there aren’t enough bullets in the gun to kill us all. Someone’s gonna have to sacrifice, man!

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Aug 5, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i vote kurt!

as head of the site he should take responsibility!

by baffled on Aug 5, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was looking for that Masada (1981) quote

Something about taking their victory from them.

I bet it could be adapted for this.

You know I'm right about this.

by HighOPS on Aug 5, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, the Red Sox writers are firm in their belief of this

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Doña of the fractured Venezuelan Mafia
Haunted by the ghosts of Tigers past
Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 5, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't one of their writers suggest the Tigers might/could trade Cabrera to Boston for Lars Anderson and Daniel Bard?

Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably.

by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ken Rosenthal wanted to trade Miggy to the Red Sox for Mike Lowell and Jonathan Papelbon

Tigers Amateur Analysis

Doña of the fractured Venezuelan Mafia
Haunted by the ghosts of Tigers past
Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 5, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Bill Simmons kept acting like the Tigers would just give Miggy to them for nothing in return

Tigers Amateur Analysis

Doña of the fractured Venezuelan Mafia
Haunted by the ghosts of Tigers past
Hell hath no fury like a woman with a sword

by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 5, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

but some baseball writers

Are mentally disadvantaged. Like if they didn’t have computers, they couldn’t ever write a story because they would keep eating the crayons instead of writing.

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." --Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)

by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

the only player Dombrowski has declared off-limits to being traded

in fact, Dave has said it makes him physically ill to field phone calls asking about him:

Miguel Cabrera.

Dombrowski has also stated that a team like the Tigers can only afford 1 $20 mil (or whatever the rate is that season) player.

JV jumps from about $12 mil to $20 mil next season,.

by hooroosh on Aug 5, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

the deciding factor could well be Jacob Turner

if Turner turns out to be “all that” then JV likely becomes tradeable—esp for the right pieces coming back in return.

by hooroosh on Aug 5, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

better

Rotation of Verlander, Scherzer, Porcello, Fister, and Turner.

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." --Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)

by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

considering it took Verlander

A few years to really show what he could do. Turner would take a while, too, and for the first few years he would be relatively inexpensive. You don’t disassemble a good starting staff, you build on it.

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." --Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)

by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed, except if there's a buyer desperate

to overpay for an ace starter. Brian Cashman could well be that guy.

At some point, the collection of players coming back for JV > keeping JV.

that said, I’m not sure how much Cano saves you. Maybe he signs a new deal for $15 mil per season. But if 2B is a hole the Tigers need to fill, and they get the under team control Gardner for LF as well as some catching and pitching talent for the farm system…at some point, you let JV and his $20 mil payroll commitment go.

by hooroosh on Aug 5, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Cashman loves to overpay for starting pitching

then why didn’t he trade for Ubaldo this year, or Cliff Lee last year?

"I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food" - Ron Swanson

by rock n rye on Aug 5, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

id never take that chance

guys like verlander dont come around that often. also verlander + turner is better verlander or turner

by baffled on Aug 5, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

He will soon amend that statement to:

“The Tigers can only afford two $20 mil players.”

Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably.

by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but he said that b4 JV had this "OMG SUPER EPIC WIN SEASON"

He will change his mind :P

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Aug 5, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Close enough.

brb, retching.

Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably.

by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

/hands over airsick bag

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." --Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)

by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

Then Mike Lowell would’ve retired and … and …

I’m going to be sick again.

Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably.

by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

/hands over bucket

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." --Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)

by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I WILL ABDUCT HIM AND RETURN HIM TO DETROIT

HE IS GOING NOWHERE IN YANKEE PINSTRIPES. THEY WILL NOT GET HIM. I WILL WREAK TREMENDOUS DESTRUCTION ON RANDOM PEOPLE AND OBJECTS.

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." --Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)

by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

*mental note*:

Don’t get Miss B mad. Ever.

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Aug 5, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

I’m really quite harmless. Alli will back me up on that. :)

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." --Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)

by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leyland vs Ron Washington?

I’d say they’re about even in managerial incompetence.

by hooroosh on Aug 5, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Tigers probably aren't as good as the Rangers, but they're pretty much perfect for the postseason.

Dominant ace, great lineup. That’s pretty much all you need. Oddly enough, the Tigers are probably more similar to last year’s Rangers than this year’s Rangers are.

That’s an uncharacteristically dumb thing for him to say.

by thepartybird on Aug 5, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, anyone watching the Royals broadcast ....

what the hell was that!??!?

Rooting for Tiger stripes, not pinstripes

by JerseyTigerFan on Aug 5, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Hi guys!

So on a scale of 1 to Verlander, how good does Porcello look?

by crc33 on Aug 5, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

7

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by rock n rye on Aug 5, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd say Verlander minus 2

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by DetroitSports on Aug 5, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

a couple ticks short of JV

Ground ball throwing machine. He’s been smooth and in no trouble at all.

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by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

uhm, 7?

porcello reminds me of some of the better games from 2009 that gave us such hope

by Kurt Mensching on Aug 5, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im gonna be honest

The only thing I remember from Porcello’s 2009 season is him manhandling Youkillis

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by DetroitSports on Aug 5, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was awesome though

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by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

im impressed he had the balls

 youkillis is a big guy and rick is twiglike!

by baffled on Aug 5, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

rookie overconfidence :)

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by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interestingly enough, that's also

Youkilis’ favorite memory from the ’09 season.

by hooroosh on Aug 5, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

8

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by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey the Rangers finally stopped the Indians from scoring in an inning

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by rock n rye on Aug 5, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Ubaldo at 80 pitches in the 4th

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by rock n rye on Aug 5, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

fastball up to 98

average speed around 95. So better velocity than in Colorado.

but he’s not been efficient

by Kurt Mensching on Aug 5, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

only going by gameday

Through 4 innings, 6 hits, 2 walks, 3 runs, 5 Ks 84 pitches (50 strikes 34 balls)

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by rock n rye on Aug 5, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not liking the relative closeness of this game

Royals have a Tribe-like knack for late game comebacks

by hooroosh on Aug 5, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Get lengthier, Rick!

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by NCDee on Aug 5, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Keep

lowering that era !!!

by KGW on Aug 5, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Sometimes

When Rick is really on and getting a ton of ground balls I picture Maggs sitting down in RF and playing with Dandelions…

by wilsonm24 on Aug 5, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Right field -- it's important you know

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXVnb0wveRg

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by NCDee on Aug 5, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is kinda what I was thinking actually

You always put the bad players in RF (not that I think Maggs is bad…) and they were always so bored.

by wilsonm24 on Aug 5, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

like Ferdinand the bull?

This is the children’s literature thread, isn’t it?

by Profs KP on Aug 5, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

But, not Ferdinand

You know I'm right about this.

by HighOPS on Aug 5, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flashing lheather.

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by NCDee on Aug 5, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I didn.t see the "L" at first

and thought, you could probably get arrested for that

Rooting for Tiger stripes, not pinstripes

by JerseyTigerFan on Aug 5, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

God I love me some good pitching

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by DetroitSports on Aug 5, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Even more so when it's one of our guys

God ain't got no use for a 180 lb bag of sugar.

by Siggzilla on Aug 5, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lets

knock the big guy out of the game

by KGW on Aug 5, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Hosmer's face looks skinnier?

Or is his hair shorter?

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by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 5, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Sayonara, Paulino.

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by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Ciao, Paulino.

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by NCDee on Aug 5, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Has Kid Rick ever had a CG SO in his career?

Cuz I think he’s pretty close…

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by DetroitSports on Aug 5, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Well not if Betimit has anything to say about it

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by Ryan Weiss on Aug 5, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure

There was that one dominant performance earlier … when he was TAKEN OUT DESPITE HIS DOMINANCE. /glares at Leyland

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by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He might do that here too

Especially if we’re only winning by 3.

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by DetroitSports on Aug 5, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

That one I understand, because it was a National League game and he was scheduled to bat that inning

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by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 5, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

No CG

In 2009 I was in Cleveland for a game. 91 pitches through 8. Leyland put in Rodney who blew the save. The Tigers won in 12 I think.

You know I'm right about this.

by HighOPS on Aug 5, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you jinxed him.

Or spooked Betemit.

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by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Betemit is flighty

Like a nervous cocker spaniel.

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by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Betemit is nervous

Like a flying Cocker Spaniel

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by Dale S on Aug 5, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh oh

Damn. Knew I shoulda waited til the ninth to post that…

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by DetroitSports on Aug 5, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd actually support that

I should keep my mouth shut :(

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by DetroitSports on Aug 5, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Top of the evenin to you

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by Dale S on Aug 5, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

defennnnnnsseeee

come on

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by Ryan Weiss on Aug 5, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Umm, have I come at a bad time?

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by Dale S on Aug 5, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Jedi squirrels!

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by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 5, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

chipmunks (the name)

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by Dale S on Aug 5, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF is Jones gonna say?

“Don’t let them hit it at Wilson, son.”

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by HighOPS on Aug 5, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh Coke

I’ll pass

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by Ryan Weiss on Aug 5, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

They'd probably bring him in to face a lefty and if he's been good at one thing this season it's been facing lefties.

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by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

7th inning too early

for a defensive replacement ? Don Kelly for Betemit.

by hooroosh on Aug 5, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Or DP

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by DetroitSports on Aug 5, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Super Mario Brothers needs to ground into a DP

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by rock n rye on Aug 5, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

This would be a great time for one of those ground balls

for a GIDP

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by NCDee on Aug 5, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I SAID for a GIDP, dammit!!!

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by NCDee on Aug 5, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

In play, run(s)

Fuck. I jinxed it.

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by DetroitSports on Aug 5, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Looks like it's Coke.

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by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Bye Rick

Good job, kid. Now for the bullpen to finish it off.

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by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

whaaaaat.

I really disagree with this. Especially for Coke.

by crc33 on Aug 5, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, Phil.

Please don’t do anything stupid here.

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by NCDee on Aug 5, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Rick got jonesed

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by Ryan Weiss on Aug 5, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I think may have gotten more recs

if not for all the suck on the field at the time … well done

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by JerseyTigerFan on Aug 5, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

I work better in obscurity

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by rock n rye on Aug 5, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay, Phil

Please don’t suck.

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by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

You have GOT to be fucking kidding me!

There is NOTHING wrong with Porcello. Barely 80 pitches.
Grounder through Betemit that was clearly an error.
Grounder through Guillen that any decent 2B turns into an out, if not a DP.
Sac Fly.
Grounder through the right side.

And he brings in a pitcher that’s been shit for two months????

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by Tigerdog1 on Aug 5, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, but it's Leyland over managing again

and because a lefty was coming up. Does nothing else matter to him? Sigh!

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by Tigerdog1 on Aug 5, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

My twitter timeline is freaking out.

If he gets out of this, they won’t know what to do with themselves.

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by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

That's why

.071 against lefties. Leyland playing the numbers again

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by Ryan Weiss on Aug 5, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Pitcher that's been sucking vs. batter that's been sucking

 something’s gotta give…and it’s us

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by Dale S on Aug 5, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

And there we go...

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by NCDee on Aug 5, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

OOZ pitch?

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by HighOPS on Aug 5, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Great move

screw you Coke, screw you defense

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by Ryan Weiss on Aug 5, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

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by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

**&^$(*&%@&(^%(*$^(*@^*^%&%$&!*(*&)$*(

I probably don’t really mean it and I hate to even enter this league, but

FIRE LEYLAND FIRE LEYLAND FIRE LEYLAND

by thepartybird on Aug 5, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Because no other manager would EVER do this

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by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 5, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like I said, that was a not-very-great moment.

But that was a really stupid hook. I mean really stupid.

by thepartybird on Aug 5, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCKKK!

Meanwhile, hello Pauley. Try not to suck, okie dokie? :)

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by DetroitSports on Aug 5, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

he was okay in his first appearance

Two batters, two outs, I believe.

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by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

I knew it was decent and relatively uneventful.

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by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

in other news

Kindergarten Cop is on TBS

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by rock n rye on Aug 5, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I know FA is a long ways away

But do you know any 2B or 3B that will be free agents?

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From MLB Trade Rumors

Clint Barmes (33)
Willie Bloomquist (34) – $1.1MM mutual option with a $150K buyout
Orlando Cabrera (37)
Robinson Cano (29) – $14MM club option with a $2MM buyout
Jamey Carroll (37)
Alex Cora (36)
Craig Counsell (41)
Mark Ellis (35)
Jerry Hairston Jr. (36)
Aaron Hill (30) – $8MM club option for 2012 and $8MM club option for ’13
Omar Infante (30)
Joe Inglett (34)
Kelly Johnson (30)
Adam Kennedy (36)
Felipe Lopez (32)
Jose Lopez (28)
Julio Lugo (36)
Aaron Miles (35)
Augie Ojeda (37)
Brandon Phillips (31) – $12MM club option with a $1MM buyout

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by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 5, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Orlando Cabrera would be funny

Just because it would be another Cabrera.

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by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't Orlando Cabrera the magical playoff guy?

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by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 5, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure

I think it would be hilarious to see a team with an all-Cabrera infield. It could happen with the Molinas if all nine of them didn’t decide to catch. :)

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by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

one and the same

Rooting for Tiger stripes, not pinstripes

by JerseyTigerFan on Aug 5, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Betting Inge is back at 3rd next year

maybe a new 2B, unless Guillen gets a one-year deal

Wait til October...

by NoVaVolt on Aug 5, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's why I didn't bother posting 3B

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by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 5, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

This Pauley's Tiger debut?

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by Dale S on Aug 5, 2011 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Sigh.

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by NCDee on Aug 5, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

that's because Rob Dibble isn't very bright.

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by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plenty of idiots have radio shows.

Several of them are on 97.1…

Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
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by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I wouldn't give much to anything he says.

Even if he’s telling me how to pitch, I’d probably listen to Peter Gammons or something instead of him.

by thepartybird on Aug 5, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Peter Gammons is fantastic.

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by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think he has a ton of credibility in how to pitch, but yeah.

Dibble wouldn’t have gotten past AA if he had average velocity, so he’s no hypothetical expert either.

by thepartybird on Aug 5, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

stupid floater

Sigh. Tie game and no decision for Rick.

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by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate the Royals

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by Ryan Weiss on Aug 5, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess I should stop liking Coke now.

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by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

someone needs to

I like him, too. :-/

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by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't want to. And I probably won't.

But all the wank on Twitter is irritating the crap out of me, even though I know he’s sucked lately. siiiigh.

Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
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by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I blame Leyland

You know I'm right about this.

by HighOPS on Aug 5, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I blame the extra bone in Coke's ankle.

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by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

stupid ankle anatomy

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by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

DFA that extra ankle bone!

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by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

give it to the squirrels

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by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ANITPATH!

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Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably.

by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

And proud of it

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by HighOPS on Aug 5, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's only 3

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by Dale S on Aug 5, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe Kurt had no hyphens in his head

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by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL!

I don't care what the Chinese say, 2011 is the Year of the Tiger!

by Tigerdog1 on Aug 5, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw that comment like a nanosecond after my minirant below.

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by Tigerdog1 on Aug 5, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was one damned long innning.

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by NCDee on Aug 5, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I think we should make it a habit

to denote the length of an inning by how many extra "n"s we add to it.

by lesmanalim on Aug 5, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

heart of the order coming

I’m hoping for at least an innnnning.

by lesmanalim on Aug 5, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

why the fuck

Don’t you let Rick pitch himself out of this? With 80 some FUCKING pitches.

by longview on Aug 5, 2011 10:15 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Why oh why

would you take Porcello out. Yes, Jim, he must have been slowing down. I mean those 3 ground balls for hits were just hit sooooooooooooo hard, weren’t they!

by Griffin Fraley on Aug 5, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Miguel loves to hit HRs late in games in Kansas City

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by rock n rye on Aug 5, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

2 ground balls

1 an error on betemit and the other one rolls by guillen while hes flopping around in the dirt

by redwings24 on Aug 5, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice

now let’s see Miggy kill it!

by Wadeledge on Aug 5, 2011 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I take it that's not what you had in mind?

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by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 5, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK BEANS

GODDAMMIT LEYLAND

by longview on Aug 5, 2011 10:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I should stop posting bc I’m wasted.

by longview on Aug 5, 2011 10:22 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

so it's all YOUR fault then.

"Some guy told me I should walk with the Lord. I'd rather walk with the bases loaded" Ken Singleton

by NCDee on Aug 5, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

luckily I was (b)raised Catholic

few minutes with a priest in a dark closet and I’m absolved!

by hooroosh on Aug 5, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

We got lucky again there.

"Some guy told me I should walk with the Lord. I'd rather walk with the bases loaded" Ken Singleton

by NCDee on Aug 5, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

I didn’t know Miggy had that kind of nimbleness.

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by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Flummoxed by Miguel's lightning speed

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by Dale S on Aug 5, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

don't worry kiddos

I have prepared and overflow and even used big dots with words after them.

by Kurt Mensching on Aug 5, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

We get cranky if we don't have our bullet points.

"Some guy told me I should walk with the Lord. I'd rather walk with the bases loaded" Ken Singleton

by NCDee on Aug 5, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Texas creeping back in

down 7-5 in the bottom of the 6th

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by rock n rye on Aug 5, 2011 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm not about to jump into the fire for him, but he's one of my hometown celebs, so I can't hate on him too much

Especially since Katie Holmes and Crystal Bowersox are so much more annoying

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by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 5, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can I interest you in becoming an antipath?

Antipaths know line ups don’t matter much. And they know crappy pitchers need to be used sometimes.

They just wish the line up was optimized and that crappy pitchers were used in low-leverage situations.

There is no need to hate on Jim Leyland. Antipathy is entirely called for, however.

You know I'm right about this.

by HighOPS on Aug 5, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just don't see how Leyland is that dramatically different from 90% of managers in baseball

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by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 5, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Antipaths realize they might not be able to get a better manager

That’s another reason we don’t hate.

You know I'm right about this.

by HighOPS on Aug 5, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's pretty much where I am

should he have pulled porcello because of bad luck and defense? probably not. Did the runs score directly as a result of said hook? Probably not. Hard to get alll that riled up.

by Kurt Mensching on Aug 5, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll do some mild questioning occasionally

But I always try to do it as politely as possible

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by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 5, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well it's very easy to get all riled up

Is it worth it? Probably not

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by rock n rye on Aug 5, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why not get mildly riled up some of the time?

Join the Leyland antipaths

You know I'm right about this.

by HighOPS on Aug 5, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I used up all my anger in 2008

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by rock n rye on Aug 5, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

The game now rests in the hands of Daniel Schlereth

If only our starting pitcher hadn’t thrown so many pitch…oh, wait.

Back off man, I'm a scientist

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by Ryan Weiss on Aug 5, 2011 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Toledo

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." --Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)

by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

is he on this team?

Rooting for Tiger stripes, not pinstripes

by JerseyTigerFan on Aug 5, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um, cuz it's a long way from Toledo to KC.

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by NCDee on Aug 5, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they're in Indy

is that closer?

Rooting for Tiger stripes, not pinstripes

by JerseyTigerFan on Aug 5, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

We could also bring up Wilk and Villarreal while we're at it

If not for the fact that Wilk pitched tonight and Villarreal is on the disabled list

Damn technicalties

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by SabreRoseTiger on Aug 5, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

he only had 2 bad outings

and one of them he was put in as a punching bag for the mets. if phil coke was held to the same standard he would get sent down every 3 appearances

by redwings24 on Aug 5, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he could of used to send down

I really like him but he was struggling with him command more than usual it seemed. You make a good point though

by bmark6197 on Aug 5, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be the voice of dissent, I suppose.

Porcello allows three baserunners (due to poor defense, to be sure). Moustakas comes up batting .071 against lefties and Leyland has an opportunity to get the bullpen some work. If Phil gets the routine out, are we still calling for JL’s head?

by lesmanalim on Aug 5, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Absolutely not

But Phil didn’t get the routine out.

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
-Jacques Plante

by DetroitSports on Aug 5, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol

And replace him with who?

"Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you."
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by DetroitSports on Aug 5, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

David Purcey, obviously.

Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably.

by ivantopumpyouup on Aug 5, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay, don't fire Phil Coke.

but it’s not a totally mindless decision.

by lesmanalim on Aug 5, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not like

Porcello hadn’t handled him himself

by Griffin Fraley on Aug 5, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's still a dumb move for me

why take him out when he’s pitching well and not even to 90 pitches yet

Back off man, I'm a scientist

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by Ryan Weiss on Aug 5, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, actually I am

Porcello was at 60 pitches and was cruising on the road. Ther problem with percentages is that they aren’t 100%. COke has not exactly been Mariano Rivera lately and since Rick did not cause the mess let him try and get out of it. Would Leyland have pulled JV – Just asking.

by Jim Bunn on Aug 5, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Porcello threw 82.

of course percentages aren’t 100%. That doesn’t mean there’s no use playing them. But of course JL made a herp derp move, because it didn’t work.

by lesmanalim on Aug 5, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

yooooooooo

just got home from a class party, my evidence professor had an open tab

gotta love alcoholic lawyers

let’s go tigers

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by okie for michigan on Aug 5, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I wanna be an evidence professor

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by Dale S on Aug 5, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

good job Schlereth

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by Baroque on Aug 5, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Geez

I guess our only chance at fielding tonight is if it’s hit to Peralta

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by Ryan Weiss on Aug 5, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Ryan Perry was the best Tiger reliever at keeping inherited runners from scoring in 2010

Brad Thomas led all of MLB in inherited runners scoring in 2010, with 17. Well, actually, he was tied for first, Eddie Bonine also allowed 17 inherited runners to score in 2010.

IS / IR

The best (ranked by percent allowed, lowest % to highest %)

07 / 35 Perry
02 / 09 Valverde
06 / 26 Zumaya
03 /12 Schlereth
13 / 40 Coke

The rest

05 / 14 Gonzalez
07 / 17 Ni
10 / 22 Weinhardt
17 / 35 Thomas
17 / 28 Bonine
04 / 05 Figaro

by hooroosh on Aug 5, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you, Daniel.

you can go back to being the Alaskan Assassin.

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by NCDee on Aug 5, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

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