I don't know how we missed this, but Collin Balester tweeted this picture of Justin Verlander on a tank a couple days ago.
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Rob Rogacki
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That tank has an additional cannon on it.
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by Siggzilla on Jan 22, 2012 11:29 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Maybe this is just living out a boyhood fantasy.
I mean….what guy hasn’t dreamt of someday being able to blow some things up? I’ve known some who were like that about bulldozers and other mass land-moving utility vehicles. Seriously? That is one hilarious photo. I’d like to think he has thoughts going thru his head on the lines of “I wonder if this thing could spit out a baseball at 120mph?”
by EriePATigersFan on Jan 22, 2012 1:24 PM EST reply actions
That is one sweet modern machine of warfare built for mass destruction
The tank is neat also.
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by momotigers on Jan 22, 2012 1:49 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Personally, I like the guy in the background trying to steal 2nd
I bet Avila guns him down.
by Rob Rogacki on Jan 22, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nitpick
Pretty sure that’s the M2 on a Stryker AFV, not a tank.
(Still a relatively apropos name.)
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"Virtually all tactical ploys—the sacrifice bunt, the stolen base, the hit-and-run—operate on average to reduce run scoring." -- Eric Walker
If it looks like a tank and shoots like a tank...
by Rob Rogacki on Jan 22, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
but can it accept an attack like a tank?
by Kurt Mensching on Jan 22, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
Nope. They can't. :)
But they do other things well.
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by Brand New Hero on Jan 22, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
I just keep picturing in my head
JV’s arms shaking the cannon while he makes gun sounds.
Kind of like the Simpsons episode when Millhouse was sitting in a jet at the Air Show – “Take that, mom! Take that, dad! Take that, Dr. Sally Waxler!”
by MSUDersh on Jan 22, 2012 6:05 PM EST via mobile reply actions
In fairness
Anyone would look better than Dukakis in a tank.
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by David Tokarz on Jan 22, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
The Worlds most intersting man
Justin Verlander
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