Tigers not looking to trade Jacob Turner, Dombrowski tells News

Trade value on Turner value and other should rise especially if any of them blows away AAA. Being the #6 prospect and under team control for a few years, you would be a fool to trade him. If he is traded it better be for a star. I expect Tigers to do some action at the tradeline if the platoon doesn’t work out or if DY doesn’t hit 300. Love to have Garza if I could get for Ward and Oliver and a prospect in the lower levels.

Werner Herzog eats his shoe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd6rUo7Htso

the tigers team as it stands today will be the team to lift the world series trophy (s/)

…now that the Turner watch is over. Still feel the Tigers could find a 5th among the available FAs out there if needed immediately or wait until mid season to deal like we did with Fister. Think we have young talent available for a 5th. Turner Watch will be replaced by Spring Training Watch very soon.

One of 5 or 6 kids will plug the 5 hole in the rotation. We’ll need a fast car constantly idling outside COPA ready to make a run down to Toledo if need be … but they’ll do.

The 2B platoon will hit enough to overcome Raburns fielding.

Delmon will most likely put in an MLB average season. Good enough.

The 7th inning is covered with Dotel and Coke.

It’s third base. It is the bottomless pit of suck. If it was a President, they’d call it Suckraham Lincoln. If our third base platoon owned a restaurant, it’d be called “Wolfgang Suck.” If they were the first pick in the NFL draft, they’d be Andrew Suck. George Castanza’s porn name for our third base situation would be “Suck Naked.” The Marx Brothers made a movie(naturally, a comedy)about our third base platoon … it’s called “Suck Soup.” Both guys in our third base platoon used to hang out with Robin Hood. He called ’em “Friar Suck.”

You get the idea.

Hold on to Turner. Hold on to Castellanos. If you must. But do something about the suck-a-thon we got going at third base DD … please.

1 whole camel , medium size
1 whole lamb , large size
20 whole chicken , medium size
i sneaaker, size optional
60 eggs
12 kg rice
2 kg pine nuts
2 kg almonds
1 kg pistachio nut
110 gallons water
5 lbs black pepper
salt
Directions:
1)Skin, trim and clean camel, lamb, chicken and sneaker.2)Boil until tender.3)Cook rice until fluffy.4)Fry nuts until brown and mix with rice.5)Hard boil eggs and peel.6)Stuff cooked chickens & sneaker with hard boiled eggs and rice.7)Stuff the cooked lamb with stuffed chickens & sneaker.8)Add more rice.9)Stuff the camel with the stuffed lamb and add rest of rice.10)Broil over large charcoal pit until brown.11)Spread any remaining rice on large tray and place camel on top of rice.12)Decorate with boiled eggs and nuts.13)Serves a friendly crowd of 80-100.

Since 99% of us don’t like 3rd base the way it is, let’s move Miggy back over there and sign Prince Fielder. Now I know this will never happen, but wasn’t that going to happen if the Tigers made it to the WS, only with V-Mart at first. Just think of the fear in the line-up with Prince on board. Would we really need a veteran 5th starter? The runs being put up would be enough on most nights.