So a friend of mine would desperately love to meet Jhonny Peralta. I know that players sometimes will wander about and sign some autographs before hand, but I'm taking her to the game on May 6th which the promotion is "On Field Photo" that day. I'm thinking that this might increase the number of players that are out there, which should help my cause for her. My main question right now is when will be the best time to get there? It's 1:05 start that day and I'm gonna be bugging the shit out of any player out there to get Jhonny's ass out there to meet her.

For anyone that is curious, this is one of the girls that tagged along with me to the BYB Meetup last year. I haven't seen her since then so I'm looking to make this memorable.

So in light of this being a short topic to discuss, what are your strangest ball park tales? I'm talking from little league all the way up to the Majors. We hear about your most memorable baseball moments all the time, but I want to hear the strange ones.