Yes, this happened.
(sung to the tune of "Layla")
What'll you do when you get lonely
And Lamont's not waiting by your side?
Nobody's running or bunting anymore
It's all 'bout Sabermetric pride
Leyland, you've got us on our knees
Leyland, our stomachs beg you please
Leyland, why do you insist on using Cooooooooke?
Torii gave you consolation
When you choked right up and broke right down
He picked you up, carried you to cheers
Your moonwalk turned us upside down
You make the best of the situation
Before the fanbase goes insane
You don't say Donnie never gets to play
And Rogo's screams are all in vain
[exceptionally long guitar outro, unfortunately played by Bronson Arroyo]
This is put here because I need more words in order to make the word count hit something higher than I currently have. Can I be blamed that the original didn't have many verses and it was essentially a Duane Allman guitar solo? (There, that oughtta do it.)