You're a big Tigers fan. Naturally you want to surround yourself with other Tigers fans -- and any potential significant other had better acknowledge the first love of your life is baseball.
What better way to make sure they're cool than try out a cheesy Tigers pickup line?
We asked our followers on Twitter for a few suggestions to get you started.
Inspired by @MelissaHeyboer, give us your worst pickup lines related to the 2013 Tigers and we'll compile some in a post with our own— Bless You Boys (@blessyouboys) October 25, 2013
@MelissaHeyboer "did you fall out of heaven or just trip over my heart going back to third base?"— Bless You Boys (@blessyouboys) October 25, 2013
@blessyouboys hey girl are you don kelly? Because you look like you'd be good at every position— Jordan Gorosh (@JGoro8) October 25, 2013
Hey Girl, are you a nun, because id like to Bless you Boys #waitwhat— SkitchP (@SkitchP) October 25, 2013
Hey girl, you can call me Fenway Park because you can wrap one around my PeskFINE THEN FORGET IT! @blessyouboys— HookSlide (@HookSlideBYB) October 25, 2013
Definitely too soon.
Hey girl, are you Ryan Raburn? Cause you turned my fly ball into a home run. @blessyouboys— Sean Gagnier (@SeanGagnier) October 25, 2013
... maybe a year behind but we'll try it!
@blessyouboys Are you Jim Leyland? Cause you're smokin!— John Williams (@JJWoodward22) October 25, 2013
@blessyouboys Hey girl, are you Miguel Cabrera? Because just watching you is making my groin hurt.— Scott Bolohan (@scottbolohan) October 25, 2013
Text from friend who shall remain nameless: "Hey girl, my bases are loaded and I never leave runners in scoring position." @blessyouboys— Melissa Heyboer (@MelissaHeyboer) October 25, 2013
Obviously Melissa isn't friends with any Tigers who played in the postseason.
@blessyouboys Are you the middle of the tigers lineup? Because we have a good chance of going back to back... to back— Krista Clement (@Krista_bean10) October 25, 2013
And hey, we guess it's never too early to start thinking about Sunday!