You're a big Tigers fan. Naturally you want to surround yourself with other Tigers fans -- and any potential significant other had better acknowledge the first love of your life is baseball.
What better way to make sure they're cool than try out a cheesy Tigers pickup line?
We asked our followers on Twitter for a few suggestions to get you started.
Inspired by @MelissaHeyboer, give us your worst pickup lines related to the 2013 Tigers and we'll compile some in a post with our own
— Bless You Boys (@blessyouboys) October 25, 2013
@MelissaHeyboer "did you fall out of heaven or just trip over my heart going back to third base?"
— Bless You Boys (@blessyouboys) October 25, 2013
@blessyouboys @MelissaHeyboer girl you must be Anibal Sanchez because you're sweating profusely
— Matt Sussman Costume (@suss2hyphens) October 25, 2013
@blessyouboys hey girl are you don kelly? Because you look like you'd be good at every position
— Jordan Gorosh (@JGoro8) October 25, 2013
Hey Girl, are you a nun, because id like to Bless you Boys #waitwhat
— SkitchP (@SkitchP) October 25, 2013
Kissup!
@MelissaHeyboer @blessyouboys girl, you're no Avisail because I wouldn't trade you for anything.
— Dean P. Simmer (@mojodean) October 25, 2013
@blessyouboys @MelissaHeyboer "Tom Brookens just called and said its time for us to head home"
— Chet Lemonade (@AdSal44) October 25, 2013
@MelissaHeyboer @pheasantpants @blessyouboys damn, girl.. Are you the Tigers bullpen? Because your back end makes me sweat..
— Waan Swanson (@JosephBananas) October 25, 2013
@blessyouboys @MelissaHeyboer Girl, call me Justin Verlander because you're making my pants really tight right now
— Mike is BOO! (@mike_is_bored) October 25, 2013
Hey girl, you can call me Fenway Park because you can wrap one around my PeskFINE THEN FORGET IT! @blessyouboys
— HookSlide (@HookSlideBYB) October 25, 2013
Too soon?
@MelissaHeyboer @blessyouboys hey girl are you the center field at Fenway because you have me head over heels.
— Reed Rollins (@reedlikeabook_) October 25, 2013
Definitely too soon.
@blessyouboys @melissaheyboer Hey girl, are you the #Tigers bullpen? Cause everybody in here is taking a swing at you.
— Zachary Reichard (@zajareich) October 25, 2013
@blessyouboys hey girl, let me be your Brayan Villarreal and walk you home.
— Sierra Dean (@sierradean) October 25, 2013
Hey girl, are you Ryan Raburn? Cause you turned my fly ball into a home run. @blessyouboys
— Sean Gagnier (@SeanGagnier) October 25, 2013
... maybe a year behind but we'll try it!
@blessyouboys Are you Jim Leyland? Cause you're smokin!
— John Williams (@JJWoodward22) October 25, 2013
@blessyouboys Hey girl, are you Miguel Cabrera? Because just watching you is making my groin hurt.
— Scott Bolohan (@scottbolohan) October 25, 2013
Text from friend who shall remain nameless: "Hey girl, my bases are loaded and I never leave runners in scoring position." @blessyouboys
— Melissa Heyboer (@MelissaHeyboer) October 25, 2013
Obviously Melissa isn't friends with any Tigers who played in the postseason.
@blessyouboys Are you the middle of the tigers lineup? Because we have a good chance of going back to back... to back
— Krista Clement (@Krista_bean10) October 25, 2013
Kinky!
And hey, we guess it's never too early to start thinking about Sunday!
@blessyouboys @MelissaHeyboer Girl you must be Ndamukong Suh because you've got "FINE" writ--oops, wrong sport.
— Mike is BOO! (@mike_is_bored) October 25, 2013