Shoppach spikes the throw, Denard redeems himself.

Rick Osentoski-USA TODAY Sports

I THREW IT ON THE GROUND! I'M NOT A PART OF YOUR SYSTEM!

If you missed the game last night (with some weak excuse like "sleep") you missed this gem from Kelly Shoppach

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via gifs.houseofthebluebird.com

(Good job Matt - @Matt_HBB)

Of course this drew instant comparisons to Denard Robinson's awful first pitch. I'd credit the person who made the joke, but it was the entire internet simultaneously.

But life is not without moments of redemption. In true Tosh.0 style, Denard had a second chance at a U of M baseball game.

How did he do?

You would think a guy used to playing in front of 100,000 people wouldn't only be able to perform in front of a tiny "crowd".

Maybe Shoppach will be able to throw someone out at Tropicana.

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