Joining the Detroit Tigers Kids Club

Doug Pensinger

We are all kids at heart. Except for Patrick O'Kennedy, he's a lawyer at heart.

Did you know that for only $15 you can get a cool bundle of Tigers stuff?! It's true! The bad news is that stuff only comes along with a membership to the Detroit Tigers Kids Club and the club is only for fans 14-years-old or younger. The good news is that they don't seem to check for age verifying identification!

MUHUHAHAHA!

Let's see what we have here!

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"Loads of fun", eh? Color me skeptical. Last time I was promised "loads of fun" I ended up sitting at a stupid overpriced fondue restaurant for 2 1/2 hours.

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Okay, you got me. This is pretty fun. The crown is a glorified Burger King crown, but it is a well done glorified Burger King crown. The bag is a basic draw string bag, but I know any kid would be pretty proud to rock that bad boy.

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Paws does more than wander around with bodyguards and perform hyperactive pantomime. He also types up a welcome to all his under 14 friends. He probably has some intern do all his signatures though.

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Whoa, has Paws lost some weight? Look at those legs! He must be hoping to add some range. Also, don't look at his crotch.

I SAID DON'T!

Well what's this here? A player word search? SWEET! I know who we should look for!

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W - T - F?

Dotel and Benoit get a spot but your favorite glove-spiking ginger is nowhere to be seen? This is horse excrement!

Well, maybe the coloring book can redeem this egregious error.

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Look at Miggy's glasses, pretty super hero-y. Also, you know he is running and swinging fast because of those lines. WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH!!

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LOL WUT? Love the beard though.

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Yay! Stickers! While Justin might have been the obvious choice here, it is nice to see Max get some love.

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Okay friends. What IS Miggy thinking?

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