Denard Robinson bounces first pitch

Rick Osentoski-USA TODAY Sports

It's probably a good thing he's not a QB anymore.

The fine people at CBS sports documented this truly tebowian effort from Denard.

Look at this mess:

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via www.cbssports.com

This is a professional student athlete one hopping it to the plate. How do you think you would do?

Of course this just adds to the long list of klunker first pitches. My personal favorite? This one:

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