Hello again. We're back with another uproariously boring installment of Texts with Dombrowski. If you missed the last 478 installments, don't worry they're a complete waste of time.
Hey, you guys remember that time Verlander got his first hit? Man, that seems like forever ago. And then he got his second hit in the same game? It's gotta suck to be that pitcher. Not Verlander, I mean the one who gave up the two hits.
Or how about the time Sanchez wore that crazy Zubaz outfit, with his shirt tied in a knot? That was funny. Baseball is pretty fun, you guys. Not all the time, but a lot of the time. These texts aren't funny, but they're fun sometimes. Like baseball!