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How to make Nick C. a trade chip and other commentary



Al Alburquerque - promise to pay the receiving team extra $ to cover cost of lettering on uniform.

Joba Chamberlain - throw in sled team and promote remake of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Phil Coke - uh, no.

Blaine Hardy - boys, this is a mystery.

Ian Krol - one more L and he doubles as on-air personality

Joe Nathan - uh, no way.

Rick Porcello - have the guts to promote Robbie Ray to the rotation.

Anibal Sanchez- anyone will trade for price-controlled ICE CREAM!

Max Scherzer - just add queso; Max is already a chip...

Chad Smith - change his name, otherwise, competing GMs just keep saying "Who?"

Drew Smyly Have the guts to promote Robbie Ray to the rotation AND keep the "new" Porcello

Justin Verlander - Mr. I has to write a big number on a big check

Alex Avila - will require deception and trickery on the trade physical.

Bryan Holaday - everyone wants a holiday

Miguel Cabrera - 1) uh, who else owes a superstar $300 million? 2) Call them.

Nick Castellanos - move Miggy to 3B; VMart to 1B; Hunter to DH; J Mart to RF; Dirks/Davis platoon LF. Buy Kleenex for those BYBers who love Nick.

Ian Kinsler - Rangers undo that deal in a heartbeat...

Andrew Romine - package with Phil Coke uh, no

Eugenio Suarez - value demonstrated; ready to package.

Rajai Davis - hmmm. who needs a speedy right handed outfielder with little power and average defenese? I thought so.

Torii Hunter - Already moved him to DH above. Anyone else need an aging DH?

Austin Jackson - cost controlled defense; do not offer to Olympic diving team.

Don Kelly- point out to receiving GM that DK will improve their community service image with "Deeds".

J.D. Martinez - Houston, you have a problem..

Victor Martinez - had a lot more value last week.. suddenly looks human.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of the <em>Bless You Boys</em> writing staff.

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