"I hope they were voting on [playoff] shares."

We're screwed up. But if we hit like we're capable of hitting, and we pitch like we're capable of pitching, and we make plays like we're capable of playing and [I] manage good, we'll be just fine.

"It's already a zoo. What's another hippopotamus?"

Is there a guy who morphed into a DH more quickly than Cabrera?

Geez, it seems like he went from a corner infielder to an overweight slug in about five minutes. I know the guy can mash, but that's a whole lot of years and money Detroit gave a guy already with agility and body issues.

"His shoulder.

"There's something wrong with his shoulder. I know because I've been there with that bursitis I had. You can see it in the way he's throwing. He's over-compensating for not being able to extend his arm."

"He looked like a cow on ice."

Series Preview: Detroit Tigers

"The one thing I have against some Tiger fans... is that they should be pulling for your team, no matter what. And I didn't feel that was always there. But I definitely enjoyed playing for the Tigers.

"The thing that stung me hardest is that maybe I was the lightning rod for that, a little bit, on this team."

"You don’t want to know what I told him, I’ll tell you that much."