I think I'm going to be away from the computer most of the day, so until game time this evening, how about having some fun with a picture?  Maybe you saw this image accompanying a Detroit News article about Tigers bullpen catcher Scott Pickens and his trip to the All-Star Game:

Here we have Andrew Miller doing who-knows-what while he's talking to Pickens, presumably before a game.  But what are they saying to each other?  That's where you come in.  I'll get it started, just to break the ice.

Okay, it's your turn.  Sweep the leg, Johnny.  No mercy.