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Hey, look! The guy pitching for the other team isn't even American! Go Tigers!
Whether or not you want to be jingoistic about it, Jason Johnson (7-10, 4.33) goes tonight against Jose Contreras (9-7, 4.07). The White Sox are struggling, flailing the Indians right into a division race. Look for the Tigers to take three of four, starting tonight.
The White Sox will win a maximum of one playoff game. Write it down. A maximum of one.