I think I'm going to be away from the computer most of the day, so until game time this evening, how about having some fun with a picture? Maybe you saw this image accompanying a Detroit News article about Tigers bullpen catcher Scott Pickens and his trip to the All-Star Game:
Here we have Andrew Miller doing who-knows-what while he's talking to Pickens, presumably before a game. But what are they saying to each other? That's where you come in. I'll get it started, just to break the ice.
Yeah, I know. You know how I know? I own a TV.
Okay, it's your turn. Sweep the leg, Johnny. No mercy.