Okay, this is long overdue, but I finally went through The Official Miguel Cabrera Nickname Thread, and whittled the suggestions down to a list of 15 candidates. If your suggestion isn't listed, I apologize, but I tried to go with the ones that got some support within the thread. Nothing personal, but the list had to be cut off at some point.
If the final choice does end up being "Miggy" or "Cabby," I will gracefully accept defeat, acknowledge that perhaps this movement shouldn't have been started in the first place, and bow to the wisdom of Mario and Rod.
Thank you to everyone who participated. I think we had some fun with this. (Others might disagree.)