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Justin Verlander started, it rained, the game was delayed and then the Mets went on a hitting spree against the bullpen. Jay Sborz will never forget his MLB debut -- in which he hit the first two runners and eventually the Mets led 10-0 before the Tigers had a hit.
Oh, and Brennan Boesch hit his 11th homer.
That's really about all you need to know about this game. So I'm going to hand the mic over to the BYB readers to sum this one up.
Their take on what the MSPaint recap could be. Thanks go out to 13194013, Detroitchik, Tigerdog1, Okie for Michigan, redwingsxviii, ahtrap and probably more for these.
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just draw a pile of poo ...
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... floating in a puddle of rain
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Just draw a giant toliet.
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May I suggest a portrait of Sborz with wavy stink lines coming off him?
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I have a recap ... Baseball game induces wretching and binge drinking.
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For losses I always nominate: In play, vomit(s)
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Kevin James ate Sborz ...
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the resulting bowel movement got 2 outs today
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this is the most pathetic baseball i've seen in a long time ... this is supposedly MLB, supposedly a second place team, supposedly a sport where it is difficult to score runs, and we can’t get an out.
But the best of them all:
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Twinkies lose!