What happened so far:
- The tarp was on the field
- It rained a lot
- The tarp stayed on the field
- It didn't rain at all
- The tarp finally came off the field
- Nicky Punto and "getting after it"
- Coney dogs
- Eric Karros' resemblance to the dude from those Allstate "Mayhem" commercials
- Crappy jokes about Chinese food (literally)
- Cooking, baking and annoying girlfriends