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The Detroit Tigers’ Christmas Shopping List

Some gift ideas for what our favorite Tigers need to find under the Christmas tree this winter:

Alex Avila: About forty games off, and that Gold Glove that he deserved last season.

Brennan Boesch: Ryan Raburn’s second half, and a permanent spot in the 3 slot.

Ryan Raburn: Brennan Boesch’s first half, and a permanent spot in the outfield.

Ramon Santiago: His old utility role back, behind Martin Prado.

Don Kelly: His old utility role back, behind Chase Headley and Yoenis Cespedes.

Dave Dombrowski: Chase Headley, Yoenis Cespedes, and Martin Prado on the Tigers.

Brandon Inge: A shiny new splinter remover.

Jim Leyland: Three players for the top three spots in the lineup that can get on base, on base, on base.

Miguel Cabrera: The 2012 American League MVP award.

Jhonny Peralta: Two more seasons just like 2011.

Yoenis Cespedes: A personal interpreter employed by the Detroit Tigers.

Austin Jackson: A map of the strike zone

Daniel Schlereth: A map of the strike zone

Justin Verlander: The 2012 World Series MVP award.

Max Scherzer: Four months between April and September just like April and September.

Rick Porcello: An ERA that equals his FIP

Jose Valverde: Fifty more ninth inning leads

Joaquin Benoit: Fifty more eighth inning leads

Octavio Dotel: The seventh inning

Phil Coke: A full season in the bullpen

Gerald Laird: Forty hits and a 40% caught stealing percentage in forty games

Detroit Tiger Fans: A World Series Championship in 2012.

OK, your turn!