Game 107 Overflow, a.k.a. the Jacob Turner Special - Angels at Tigers

By Rob Rogacki@BYBRob Jul 30, 2011, 4:59pm EDT

What happened so far:

Some scrub prospect named Jacob Turner got the start today. Dude’s a total bum.
In fact, Fox decided that 2/3 of the country didn’t even need to see this Turner guy pitch. (Note: anything else listed below is purely based on circumstantial evidence given to me by Dan Dickerson, ESPN and the voices speaking Spanish in my head).
Peter Bourjos is an evil human being. Or a very good centerfielder, take your pick. Today, those two are one and the same.
Dan Haren is currently throwing a perfect game.
Turner has allowed 4 stolen bases so far. Apparently he needs to work on holding runners.
Turner has thrown 62 pitches in just 3 innings so far. Vintage Verlander.

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