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What happened so far:
- Some scrub prospect named Jacob Turner got the start today. Dude’s a total bum.
- In fact, Fox decided that 2/3 of the country didn’t even need to see this Turner guy pitch. (Note: anything else listed below is purely based on circumstantial evidence given to me by Dan Dickerson, ESPN and the voices speaking Spanish in my head).
- Peter Bourjos is an evil human being. Or a very good centerfielder, take your pick. Today, those two are one and the same.
- Dan Haren is currently throwing a perfect game.
- Turner has allowed 4 stolen bases so far. Apparently he needs to work on holding runners.
- Turner has thrown 62 pitches in just 3 innings so far. Vintage Verlander.
Topics from the previous thread:
- Jacob Turner
- Jacob Turner
- Jacob Turner
- The Fister-Furbush trade
- How much Fox sucks
- Babe, Shrek, and the effects of American cinema on the 21st century economy