Bert Blyleven should shut up and circle the scoreboard.
What happened so far:
- The Twins scored a run in the 2nd inning on a Drew Butera RBI single. The Twins had the bases loaded with no outs, so giving up only one run is a minor victory.
- The Tigers took the lead in the top of the 3rd with a Delmon Young RBI single and a Victor Martinez sacrifice fly.
- Kid Rick was driving the struggle bus during the first couple innings, but has settled down for a 5 IP, 5 H, 1 ER, 2 K, 3 BB outing on 77 pitches.
Topics from the previous thread:
- Next week's mystery spot starter
- Canadian things, eh
- Fat kids and the truffle shuffle
- How ungodly Irish Don Kelly's kid must be
- Airplane references
- F'ing laundry