Stuff that's happened:
- Home plate umpire Rob Drake hates the Tigers, the city of Detroit, the state of Michigan, puppies, kittens, and warm spring mornings.
- CC Sabathia has struck out 7 in 8 innings of 2-run baseball.
- Max Scherzer walked 7 hitters -- though the strike zone was minuscule -- and didn't make it out of the 5th inning.
- Prince Fielder hit a monster home run in the 4th inning.
- Miguel Cabrera doubled home Brennan Boesch for the Tigers' other run in the 6th inning.