Twins 4, Tigers 3: I got your recap right here, buddy!

You know what? I don't want to write about the team. There's not much new to say.

You probably don't want to read it, based on the recent numbers I've seen on our stats pages.

And I bet you're all commented out, judging by the steep drop on the snap reaction.

So forget it. There's the line score. You'll find the Roars and Hisses below.

3 ROARS

Andy Dirks - HR, walk

Brayan Villarreal - 2 scoreless innings pitched

Prince Fielder - HR, walk

3 HISSES

Alex Avila - 0-for-4

Delmon Young - 0-for-4, GIDP

Ramon Santiago - 0-for-1, GIDP

Game 37 POG

Andy Dirks with 50 percent of the vote