All Earth Day Team

Since you are not an elementary school student you may not know that today is Earth Day. Earth Day is a day where we all join together do something superficial to "help" the environment so we can assuage our guilt for living a glutinous lifestyle! It's like Thanksgiving but with no turkey and tons more shame. Luckily for you I've found an even easier way to celebrate the day than planting a tree that will eventually die because you never water it -- reading this list!

Guy Airey - Catcher

Shawn Green - First base

Mike Solar - Second base

Cal Earthman - Shortstop

Andre Earthly - Third base

Tim Raines - Outfield

Bruce Fields - Outfield

Bob Seeds - Outfield

Phil Plantier - Designated hitter

Mickey Rivers - Bench

Doug Creek - Starting Pitcher

Brian Meadows - Starting Pitcher

Emil Planeta - Starting Pitcher

Jack Spring - Starting Pitcher

Bob Sprout - Starting Pitcher

Charlie Gassaway - Relief Pitcher

Dave Bush - Relief Pitcher

Ken Cloud - Relief Pitcher

Joe Muir - Closer

Fred Lake - Manager

Who did I miss? Add your entry below and then go recycle something.