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Since you are not an elementary school student you may not know that today is Earth Day. Earth Day is a day where we all join together do something superficial to "help" the environment so we can assuage our guilt for living a glutinous lifestyle! It's like Thanksgiving but with no turkey and tons more shame. Luckily for you I've found an even easier way to celebrate the day than planting a tree that will eventually die because you never water it -- reading this list!
Guy Airey - Catcher
Shawn Green - First base
Mike Solar - Second base
Cal Earthman - Shortstop
Andre Earthly - Third base
Tim Raines - Outfield
Bruce Fields - Outfield
Bob Seeds - Outfield
Phil Plantier - Designated hitter
Mickey Rivers - Bench
Doug Creek - Starting Pitcher
Brian Meadows - Starting Pitcher
Emil Planeta - Starting Pitcher
Jack Spring - Starting Pitcher
Bob Sprout - Starting Pitcher
Charlie Gassaway - Relief Pitcher
Dave Bush - Relief Pitcher
Ken Cloud - Relief Pitcher
Joe Muir - Closer
Fred Lake - Manager
Who did I miss? Add your entry below and then go recycle something.