Tigers speed rankings

Today the Palm Beach Post had a terrific article on former Tigers catcher Rob Brantly losing a foot race to fellow catcher Miguel Olivo - twice. As punishment Rob had to lug the luggage for his team on their trip to Minnesota. The race was set up after Olivo was lifted for pinch runner - you guessed it - Rob Brantly. This is shades of the great 2012 Avila/Laird speed debate and also this classic tweet from Will Rhymes:

"I turned the game off when danny ran for santi, they are the same speed at best Very confused. Ill check the box tomorrow."

How about the current Tigers? How would you rank their speed? Does Skip have a pinch runner cheat sheet like a football coach has a 2-point conversion chart? If he does, this is what it would look like. It's not pretty.

1. Austin Jackson
2. Torii Hunter
3. Andy Dirks
4. Don Kelly
5. Doug Fister
6. Omar Infante
7. Drew Smyly
8. Rick Porcello
9. Brayan Villarreal
10. Ramon Santiago
11. Darin Downs
12. Anibal Sanchez
13. Matt Tuiasosopo
14. Max Scherzer
15. Justin Verlander
16. Phil Coke
17. Al Alburquerque
18. Jhonny Peralta
19. Alex Avila
20. Brayan Pena
21. Miguel Cabrera
22. Octavio Dotel
23. Joaquin Benoit
24. Prince Fielder
25. Victor Martinez