Stuff that happened:
- Josh Willingham homered in the first inning to give the Twins a 1-0 lead.
- The Twins tacked on a run in the second inning on a manufactured run thanks to a wild pitch by Max Scherzer.
- The Tigers got a run back in the bottom of the third on Andy Dirks' first homer of the year.
- The Twins added to their lead on an RBI double by Oswaldo Arcia in the top of the fourth.
Thread stuff that happened:
- A discussion of the all-Tiger killer lineup
- Wine and girly drinks
- The merits of WAR and what it is good for
- The effects of precipitation on soil fertilization and the legality of homelessness (or something like that)
- More relationship advice for SpartanHT