I don't believe that for a second! Fortune cookies are the very best source for vague cliches, aphorisms, and inspirational garbage that could in some way be construed to apply to you!
In fact, Chris' next tweet proved to be very accurate:
Ah. Here's mine. twitter.com/Chris_Iott/sta…— Chris Iott (@Chris_Iott) June 1, 2013
To further prove the accuracy of The Cookie, I lurked around a strip-mall Chinese restaurant and swiped these fortunes from the tables of your favorite Detroit Tigers. Take a look for yourself and see if they seem accurate.