When Phil Coke's Brain named his quarterly Twitter power rankings, a surprise name appeared atop the list: Brayan Pena, and his account @Cuban2727. Brayan not only heard about these rankings, but he thanked PCB for the honor.
If you're not following him, this is just a bit of what you're missing:
How do you get my NIPPLES into an elevator? Grease THEM UP , and throw THEM a Twinkie or an ICE CREAM !!!! IM QUITTING BOTH TODAY!! LOL— Brayan Pena (@cuban2727) July 16, 2013
What are my favorite nicknames for my nipples ?i call them ( NERTS ) Nipples Erect Right Through the Shirt- IM BACK U GUYS Miss me LOL— Brayan Pena (@cuban2727) July 19, 2013
MY NERTS TOLD ME TO SHARE OUR TOP 5 SONGS IN OUR COUNTDOWN -- 1 BLURRED LINES 2 TURN ME ON -3 CANT HOLD US 4 MARAKAIBO 5 -FREE FALLIN !!!— Brayan Pena (@cuban2727) July 19, 2013
"You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection."NERTS ATTACK * good night world !!— Brayan Pena (@cuban2727) July 22, 2013
Did you guys see THE NERTS ATTACK AGAIN , IM SO PROUD OF THEM , I WISH YOU GUYS CAN SEE THEM !LOL NOOO THAT IS PRIVATE ZONE! Love U DETROIT— Brayan Pena (@cuban2727) July 23, 2013
My NERTS ask to my HEAD ? Are you really that BALD or is your NECK just blowing a bubble?! Why are they so mean to my HEAD ? LOVE U FANS !!— Brayan Pena (@cuban2727) July 23, 2013