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The Tigers
| Who | Record | Rank | MVP | Rookie | Breakout |
| Kurt | 91-71 | 1 | Miguel Cabrera | Nick Castellanos | Austin Jackson |
| Al | 90-72 | 1 | Cabrera | Castellanos | Rick Porcello |
| Melissa | 91-71 | 1 | Cabrera | Castellanos | Jackson |
| Rob | 93-69 | 1 | Cabrera | Castellanos | Alex Avila |
| Patrick | 89-73 | 1 | Cabrera | Castellanos | Porcello (of course!) |
| Jon | 88-74 | 1 | Justin Verlander | Castellanos | Avila |
| Numbers | 91-71 | 1 | Cabrera | Castellanos | Drew Smyly |
| Catherine | 95-67 | 1 | Cabrera | Castellanos | Avila |
| Eno | 92-70 | 1 | Cabrera | Castellanos | Porcello |
| Allison | 92-70 | 1 | Cabrera | Castellanos | Smyly |
| John | 90-72 | 1 | Cabrera | Castellanos | Evan Reed |
| PCB | 91-math | 1 | Cabrera | Castellanos | Castellanos |
| Hookslide | A lot-Much less | Sgt. Major | Jose Miguel "Joe" Torres "Big Mike" Cabrera IV, Jr., Esq., Ph.D | Castellanos. Obviously. | Jackson |
The AL
| Who | East | Central | West | WC1 | WC2 | MVP | Cy | Rookie | Pennant |
| Kurt | Rays | Tigers | Rangers | Red Sox | A's | Mike Trout | Verlander | Xander Bogaerts | Tigers |
| Al | Rays | Tigers | Rangers | Red Sox | Royals | Trout | Verlander | Jose Abreu | Tigers |
| Melissa | Rays | Tigers | Rangers | Red Sox | A's | Trout | Verlander | Bogaerts | Tigers |
| Rob | Red Sox | Tigers | A's | Yankees | Rangers | Trout | Verlander | Bogaerts | A's |
| Patrick | Rays | Tigers | A's | Rangers | Royals | Cabrera | Verlander | Castellanos | Tigers |
| Jon | Rays | Tigers | A's | Red Sox | Angels | Trout | Verlander | Yordano "the body?" Ventura | Rays |
| Numbers | Rays | Tigers | Rangers | Mariners | Red Sox | Robinson Cano | Felix Hernandez | Taijuan Walker | Tigers |
| Catherine | Orioles | Tigers | A's | Royals | Red Sox | Cabrera | Verlander | Bogaerts | Tigers |
| Eno | Red Sox | Tigers | A's | Rangers | Orioles | Cabrera | Verlander | Bogaerts | Tigers |
| Allison | Red Sox | Tigers | A's | Rays | Orioles | Cabrera | David Price | Bogaerts | Tigers |
| John | Rays | Tigers | Angels | Red Sox | Rangres | Trout | Verlander | Kevin Gausman | Rays |
| PCB | Rays | Tigers | A's | Red Sox | Rangers | Trout | Price | Walker | Rays |
| Hook | Red Sox | Tigers | Rangers | Royals | A's | Trout | Sanchez | Castellanos | Rangers |
The NL
| Who | East | Central | West | WC1 | WC2 | MVP | Cy | Rookie | Pennant |
| Kurt | Nationals | Cardinals | Dodgers | Pirates | Rockies | Bryce Harper | Jose Fernandez | Gregory Polanco | Nationals |
| Al | Nationals | Pirates | Dodgers | Cardinals | Braves | Yadier Molina | Fernandez | Billy Hamilton | Nationals |
| Melissa | Nationals | Cardinals | Dodgers | Pirates | Rockies | Harper | Fernandez | Polanco | Nationals |
| Rob | Nationals | Cardinals | Dodgers | Reds | Rockies | Harper | Clayton Kershaw | Jake Marisnick | Cardinals |
| Patrick | Braves | Reds | Dodgers | Cardinals | Giants | Andrew McCutchen | Kershaw | Oscar Taveras | Dodgers |
| Jon | Nationals | Cardinals | D-backs | Dodgers | Pirates | Harper | Stephen Strasburg | Polanco | Nationals |
| Numbers | Nationals | Reds | Dodgers | Cardinals | Braves | Yasiel Puig | Kershaw | ??? | Nationals |
| Catherine | Nationals | Pirates | Rockies | D-backs | Braves | McCutchen | Straburg | Polanco | Pirates |
| John | Nationals | Cardinals | Dodgers | Pirates | Padres | McCutchen | Fernandez | Maikel Franco | Nationals |
| Allison | Nationals | Cardinals | Dodgers | Braves | Reds | McCutchen | Adam Wainwright | Hamilton | Dodgers |
| Eno | Braves | Cardinals | Dodgers | Nationals | Phillies | Puig | Kershaw | Franco | Braves |
| PCB | Barves | Cardinals | Dodgers | Natinals | Reds | Puig | Kershaw | ¯\(°_o)/¯ | Cardinals |
| Hook | Nationals | Pirates | Dodgers | Cardinals | Braves | Puig | Wainwright | That one new kid who's pretty good, oh gosh, what's his name .... ? | Dodgers |
World Series
| Who | Winner |
| Kurt | Nationals |
| Al | Tigers |
| Melissa | Nationals |
| Rob | Cardinals |
| Patrick | Dodgers |
| Jon | Nationals |
| Numbers | Tigers |
| Catherine | Tigers |
| John | Nationals |
| Allison | Dodgers |
| Eno | Braves |
| PCB | Cardinals |
| Hook | Dodgers |