Well now I've got 75 words to fill, so here's a list of what kind of edible things I think the Tigers players would be if they were edible things instead of baseball players:

Victor Martinez - wine

Alex Avila - pork tenderloin

Miguel Cabrera - prime rib

Ian Kinsler - fried tilapia

Nick Castellanos - fish tacos

Alex Gonzalez - liver and onions

Rajai Davis - shot of Fireball

Austin Jackson - reuban

Torii Hunter - cheesesteak

Bryan Holaday - sorbet

Andrew Romine - garlic bread

Tyler Collins - cornbread

Don Kelly - soy milk

Justin Verlander - T-bone

Max Scherzer - jambalaya

Anibal Sanchez - chili

Rick Porcello - cheeseburger

Drew Smyly - beef stroganoff

Joe Nathan - sharp cheddar cheese

Al Alburquerque - fajitas

Joba Chamberlain - chicken marsala

Ian Krol - hot dog

Evan Reed - baked beans

Luke Putkonen - Swedish meatballs

Phil Coke - Natty Ice