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Amid all the hullabaloo for Opening Day, we seem to have missed a gem of an interview from Max Scherzer. Scherzer appeared on MLB Network's Intentional Talk and delivered a slew of excellent one-liners. In particular, Scherzer explained the picture of Bryan Holaday wearing a woman's swimsuit, revealed that he doesn't cook for his wife very often, and talked about how his WWE/Cy Young title belt is the new clubhouse championship trophy.
As for the lifetime supply of goggles, let's just hope he gets to use them a few times in 2014.