You know what the best thing about being an "official" "writer" for BYB is? I can publish an article without writing 75 words first. So I decided to write 74 words instead, just to stick it to the man, but then I realized that I was right back where I started - trying to come up with enough nonsense to fill up 74 words. So I wrote this paragraph and realized I was already over the 75-word minimum anyway. Dammit. Just read the stupid texts.