September means rookies being called up up to the big club. It also means veteran ball players have fresh meat to haze.
The Detroit Tigers are no exception. In a football themed gag, Detroit's rookies appear ready to take part in the Lingerie Bowl!
Al Albuquerque's Instagram has up-close video of the carnage, while Justin Verlander is outright giddy on Twitter.
Quite possibly the greatest rookie dress up EVER!! #tigersrookies pic.twitter.com/UMIU968eZ7
— Justin Verlander (@JustinVerlander) September 14, 2014
J.D. Martinez has more of the shenanigans. "OMAHA, OMAHA, HOT ROUTE" puts it over the top.
Words fail me.