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DETROIT — Miguel Cabrera was relegated to designated hitting duties for the sixth time in September. Like every game, he made the most of his down time by nagging teammates, the opposing team somehow (don't ask us how he does it), and throwing a ball to Lions wide receiver, Calvin Johnson, aka "Megatron." With so much free time on his hands, you'd expect no less from Cabrera.