This seemed to make sense. Alex Wilson went to Texas A&M. The A stands for agriculture. The Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas. This is a much closer tie to farming than, say, being named Buck Farmer. Wilson even had a large cowboy hat. He should have been a ringer!
He probably should have asked David Price for a few pointers first. Though it should be noted Price lost last year, too, when the Rays were in town.
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Still, when it comes to pulling on cow underthings, Wilson's technique was clearly lacking.
And that's how the Tigers managed to lose yet another contest in Anaheim.
We lost the milking contest, but we'll always cherish the mammaries— PCB (@ComericaEric) May 30, 2015