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Tigers Valentine's Cards guaranteed to get you dumped

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You want some Tigers-related Valentine's Day cards for that special someone in your life? You should probably look somewhere else.

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Valentine's Day is this weekend, and we're guessing you need that perfect message to pass along to that significant other in your life. We're here to help, but not really. Not at all. Truth be told, we're very much ashamed that we ever thought this would be a good idea.

I  mean, really, there's not a lot left to say except that we're so very, very sorry for this.

Just ... here you go.

vday-jv

Get it? Because he throws a really nasty curveball and ... ok, moving on.

vday-ausmus

Go ahead and make that ridiculous bullpen move. Good looks go a long way.

vday-nick

HAHAHAHA! It's funny because we all thought he'd be hitting better by this point.

(You should probably stop reading now.)

vday-jdmart

You needed more boner jokes in your life, just admit it.

vday-norris

It really only gets more aggressively suggestive from here on out. You've been warned.

vday-ilitch

Please don't actually send that to anyone you genuinely care about.

vday-mccann

Do not make a "pop time" joke here do not make a "pop time" joke here do not make a "pop time" joke here do not make a "pop time" joke here do not make a "pop time" joke here do not ...

vday-rondon

DON'T MAKE THAT FACE WE WARNED YOU FAIR AND SQUARE

Ok, one more.

vday-miggy

There is only one Miggy. Understood?

Happy Valentine's Day!