I don't even think I need to provide commentary on this. The pita cracker jack dog was a bit much. This is on a whole different level of horror.
First up: Happy Dog. Known for its hot/veggie dogs, fries/tots, & unique toppings, Happy Dog is a ballpark's dream! pic.twitter.com/hLg4qPMqKH— Cleveland Indians (@Indians) January 27, 2016
Honestly, I thought this was an April fools joke until I actually saw it. [Ed.: I really hope it is.] Spoiler alert, it looks even worse in person.
Whoever thought of this owes us all a formal apology. I don't know where the line was on ballpark food, but we crossed it a long time ago.