You heard me right, no more giant colon event in Toledo. DAMN YOU WEATHER.
Due to inclement weather, the giant colon event at the @MudHens game tonight has been cancelled. Look for a rescheduled date this summer.
— ProMedica (@ProMedicaHealth) June 15, 2016
The prop made a big splash when it was initially announced, but it was all for naught. I don't know how the cancellation didn't leak earlier, but this means that you will not be able to run through this giant colon at the very bowels of Fifth Third Field.
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The cancellation of this event is highly irregular and must be hard to digest for the citizens of Toledo. But don't worry, there are plenty of more stops on the 2016 Big Colon Tour! So grab your popcorn and head over to next Colon Cancer Alliance event. Actually, leave the popcorn.